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- Maynard - 08-01-2002
Quote:Actually no...just have a much lower tolerance for bullshit now.then you're in the WRONG place. :lol:
- Corpsegrinder13 - 08-01-2002
Quote:Hmmmmm Corpse,
we have an opening for an angry meat flap obsessed poster.......
any interest?
Nah, I've got too much going on already and it is too much responsibility for a lowley scumball like myself...
Quote:then you're in the WRONG place
Oh but I beg to differ :-D
- Doc - 08-01-2002
Quote:Dude, log off and go take a walk.
There are reasons you don't take a drink as your reading someone's post. Every once in a while, you get Pepsi up your nose.
- Maynard - 08-01-2002
So a few weeks back, I was out to dinner with some friends. We were drinking red wine, and just as I took a sip, my friend made me laugh and it came out my nose. Now THATS some motherfucking pain!
- virgingrrl - 08-01-2002
Quote:So a few weeks back, I was out to dinner with some friends. We were drinking red wine, and just as I took a sip, my friend made me laugh and it came out my nose. Now THATS some motherfucking pain!
well if you would stop snorting you little piggy, you wouldn't have that problem :wilbur:
show mommy how the little piggys eat! :wilbur:
- DGW - 08-01-2002
Thingz I've learned
Rejection is part of dating. Whether on your part or the others it's going to happen. Deal with it.
Pay attention to your date. Obvious enough.
Confidence is key. If you're not confident in yourself how can anyone else?
Humor. Making a girl laugh can get yah in the door real quick.
Many more but before some tool makes a remark about me I'll stop here.
Good luck!
- Maynard - 08-01-2002
Figures GW would take this thread seriously.
Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra :wilbur:
- virgingrrl - 08-01-2002
Quote:Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
- DGW - 08-01-2002
So this should just be another inane thread started by Arpi
Another chat thread???
Good job boyz.
- Maynard - 08-01-2002
But GW, I'm quite enjoying your tips on dating. Please share more. :thumbs-up:
- Sloatsburgh - 08-01-2002
Quote:Hey Maynard,
get some Sweats, some silver chains, and the big ear Pee Wee had.....
(what??? what????)
I hear that makes you irresistable.
That only works on Silera.
- DGW - 08-01-2002
hey May
:fuckoff:
- OAS - 08-01-2002
Quote:Figures GW would take this thread seriously.Well Maynard, you need all the help you can get. And my tips are trade secrets. If I have to tell you how, I might as well bang them for you while I'm at it.
- Gooch - 08-01-2002
Hey, Maymay...
i know some chick who's really keen on a webcam. Only thing is, you need to send her webcam pics also. One ball being bigger than the other is a plus.
- Doc - 08-01-2002
Quote:Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra:crackhead:
Is this like a Chinese guy singing 'Deck the Halls'?
- virgingrrl - 08-01-2002
Quote:Is this like a Chinese guy singing 'Deck the Halls'?
yup.
- Doc - 08-01-2002
OK, I get it and I still don't get the joke...sigh... :-( I suck at the inside funney
- virgingrrl - 08-01-2002
its easy doc, see i said
Quote:well if you would stop snorting you little piggy, you wouldn't have that problem
show mommy how the little piggys eat!
i was quoting from a christmas story.
so then maymay said
Quote:Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra
which is also from the movie, when they are in the chinese food place eating christmas dinner, cause the dogs ate their turkey.
see it was easy :thumbs-up:
- Maynard - 08-01-2002
HO! HO! HO!
![[Image: xmasstry.gif]](http://www.chesapeake.net/patpress/patpress%20images/xmasstry.gif)
You'll shoot your eye out kid!
- DGW - 08-01-2002
damn Bumpes's!