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- Keyser Soze - 08-02-2002
I found our young friend a sexual aid should he long for the smooth short hairs of his dearly departed.
![[Image: horse%20sit%20on.jpg]](http://www.thefairygodmother.com/images/furniture/horse%20sit%20on.jpg)
Edited By Keyser Soze on Aug. 02 2002 at 01:01
- GonzoStyle - 08-02-2002
Hey she turned you straight, maybe she can get little boy off his horse fetish.
Hmm I don't think he'd know what to do with her though, she doesn't have a mustache or adams apple.
- Katya_ann - 08-02-2002
This is about you, me, and Ken's Pen, isn't it?
- GonzoStyle - 08-02-2002
No this is about a certain character known as boy wonder.
- Maynard - 08-02-2002
"Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?"
- Maynard - 08-02-2002
I got the horse right here
The name is Paul Revere
And here's a guy that says that the weather's clear
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do.
(Benny starts singing his part at this time, while Nicely continues
Can do - can do - this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do - can do, can do.
(Rusty starts singing his part as the time, while Nicely and Benny continue
For Paul Revere I'll bite
I hear his foot's all right
Of course it all depends if it rained last night
Likes mud, likes mud, this X means the horse likes mud
If that means the horse likes mud, likes mud
Likes mud.
I tell you Paul Revere
Now this is no bum steer
It's from a handicapper that's real sincere
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do.
If he says the horse can do - can do - can do.
Paul Revere. I got the horse right here.
BENNY
I'm pickin' Valentine, 'cause on the morning line
A guy has got him figured at five to nine
Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance
if he says the horse has chance, has chance, has chance
I know it's Valentine, the morning work looks fine
Besides the jockey's brother's a friend of mine
Needs race, needs race, this guy says the horse needs race
If he says the horse needs race, needs race, needs race.
I go for Valentine, 'Cause on the morning line,
The guy has got him figured at five to nine
Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance
Valentine! I got the horse right here.
RUSTY CHARLIE
But look at Epitaph. he wins it by a half
According to this here in the Telegraph
"Big Threat" - "Big Threat"
This guy calls the horse "Big Threat"
If he calls the horse "Big Threat",
Big Threat, Big Threat.
And just a minute, boys.
I've got the feed box noise
It says the great-grandfather was Equipoise
Shows class, shows class.
This guy says the horse shows class
If he says the horse shows class
Shows class, show's class.
So make it Epitaph, he wins it by a half
According to this here in the Telegraph.
Epitaph! I got the hore right here!
- GonzoStyle - 08-02-2002
Maynard gets it, lol.
- crx girl - 08-02-2002
what's not to get? :clueless:
- GonzoStyle - 08-02-2002
Quote:what's not to get?
after last week, I dunno. Seems you have to hit people in the head with a hammer, stupidity seems to run rampant at times.
Weren't you goin to sleep? Or was that just to get rid of me?
- crx girl - 08-02-2002
no no, i just got out of the shower. i'm going to bed in a minute, i'm just getting ready right now :fuggin:
- GonzoStyle - 08-02-2002
LIAR!!!
Now I'm gonna have to lower myself to trying to catch boy wonders horse, off the rebound.
- crx girl - 08-02-2002
i don't lie :disappointed:
- GonzoStyle - 08-02-2002
I'm gonna be forced to have shit kings sloppy seconds now... :disappointed:
- crx girl - 08-02-2002
nooooooooooooooooooooo don't do it...
uicide:
- Ken'sPen - 08-02-2002
Quote:I'm gonna be forced to have shit kings sloppy seconds now
Your chasing Howie's girls now?
- OAS - 08-02-2002
So does this mean a horse isn't a whorese of course, of course?
- Is Don on the phone? - 08-03-2002
Why the long face, Gonz?:lol:
- Tenbatsuzen - 08-04-2002
Gonz walks into a bar, he says "Ow."