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My daughter's off to college - What advice should i give her? - Printable Version +- CDIH (https://www.cdih.net/cdih) +-- Forum: General Discussion and Entertainment (https://www.cdih.net/cdih/forumdisplay.php?fid=4) +--- Forum: The Pit (https://www.cdih.net/cdih/forumdisplay.php?fid=9) +--- Thread: My daughter's off to college - What advice should i give her? (/showthread.php?tid=3263) |
- Hey Ladi - 08-21-2002 Quote:HE'S TRYING TO FUCK HER...he's not being nice!... and it'll be the easiest A ever - PollyannaFlower46 - 08-21-2002 Quote:... and it'll be the easiest A everTell me about it.... :lol: - OAS - 08-21-2002 Quote:HE'S TRYING TO FUCK HER...he's not being nice!What? Nice people can't fuck anymore? ![]() - PollyannaFlower46 - 08-21-2002 Oh, so you want your daughter to be railed from behind by much older men? - Gooch - 08-21-2002 Tell her to swallow. :thumbs-up: - Luna - 08-21-2002 You guys are trying to make OAS have a heart-attack, aren't yous? :-o - OAS - 08-21-2002 True Polly, very true. Only the older guys are nice. :lookatme: - PollyannaFlower46 - 08-21-2002 Older guys are nice when they're not inside your daughter, right? ![]() - DGW - 08-21-2002 Quote:to be railed from behind by much older men?Polly gives me goosebumps - OAS - 08-21-2002 I can only speak for myself. She is allowed to make her own decisions. Some I just don't want to know about. :disappointed: - HedCold - 08-21-2002 tell her to avoid handing in papers two months late because it can really kill a grade [bastards] and tell her not to be the annoying girl on the floor that complains about loud music or something, those people suck is it coed floors? those are fun :thumbs-up: - OAS - 08-21-2002 It's a coed dorm, different floors. - PollyannaFlower46 - 08-21-2002 Quote:Polly gives me goosebumpsOf fear? - Gooch - 08-21-2002 if she drive her roommate to suicide, she can get a 4.0. - DGW - 08-21-2002 Quote:of fear?Yeah fear, that's it - PollyannaFlower46 - 08-21-2002 You want the anal probing too? :moonie: - OAS - 08-21-2002 Well I'm off. Thanks for the tips. In summary I will tell her, Watch your drinks Don't get pregnent If you're grades are in jeopordy, you can still get an A If you get railed by an older guy, it will be from behind (Somehow I can understand that one) And disavow any knowledge of being my daughter and she will do just fine. Much appreciated. Don't sell the place while I'm gone. - Maynard - 08-21-2002 Have a safe trip out there OAS. And when you're out there, it's ok to hump your daughters friends. They're all legal in College! :thumbs-up: - SYNTuesday - 08-21-2002 Aww, I wish I coulda given OAS some advice before he left... I woulda had to come up with some first... Haha, that's funny, OAS is old enough to be my father :lol: But seriously, between Arthur and Maynard and Ken and whoever else wrote some serious posts early on, you're right on. Especially this... Quote:You're a smart guy, and I hope you've raised her right. If she has a good head on her shoulders she should be ok.Agreed wholeheartedly! Trust that you've learned her good. How old is the brother.... (ya, i'll wait for the response... or maybe someone ELSE knows?) - HedCold - 08-22-2002 "Hey Mister" Hey Mister I really like your daughter, I'd like to eat her like ice cream maybe dip her in chocolate Hey Mister on your way over in your Volvo, suit, and tie Well, be crawling in your bed soon messing around, maybe getting high It's not what ya did, It's not what ya didn't God gave her a perfect body and now I'm all up in it. It's not she's a tramp. It's not she's not pure. She just likes getting her fuck on, and its good for that I'm sure Hey Mister I really like your daughter. When I'm horny like thirsty She's a bottle of water. Hey Mister how'd it get so bad You raised her so well and now she's calling me dad in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen the perfect little gift for high school graduation. It's not what ya did, It's not what ya didn't God gave her a perfect body and now I'm all up in it. It's not she's a tramp. It's not she's not pure. She just likes getting her fuck on, and its good for that I'm sure Nana na nana na, Nana na nana na, Nana na nana na, ha hahaha ha ha haha I eat all the food in your fridge Call my friends around the world Rack up your long distance do Breakstands neutral drops Wreck all your cars Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar Order stuff on your credit cards Leave boogers in the skippy jar Smoke your cigars Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars When you call in late from work tell your wife You're at the titty bars It's not what ya did, It's not what ya didn't God gave her a perfect body and now I'm all up in it. It's not she's a tramp. It's not she's not pure. She just likes getting her fuck on, and its good for that I'm sure I can't lie I have to tell the truth My commandments says I'm a total spoof Your daughter's a freak Your daughter's a pro When i'm done with her She'll do one of your bros I hope I'll never have a daughter I hope I'll never have a daughter I hope I'll never have a daughter I hope I'll never have a daughter Nana na nana na, Nana na nana na, Nana na nana na, Nana na nana naaaaaaaa! |