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- OAS - 09-26-2002
Quote:You can put whatever you want on them, they still are not fuckin nuts.OK fine, but you still are.
- Sean Cold - 09-26-2002
Quote:OK fine, but you still are.
There's breaking news for ya, better hurry and report that to the AP.
- OAS - 09-26-2002
Sean, if you're that passionate about the technicality of a cashew being a nut or not, you might want to go get laid or something. It will ease the tension, mellow you out a bit. If not, you might want to look into peanuts. I believe technically, they are not considered to be a nut either.
- Sean Cold - 09-26-2002
Just because I replied about it doesn't mean I am passionate about it. It's the fuckin catholic school that ruined me. I called a cashew a nut and got hit with a ruler. I am scarred, Damn it.
- Metalfan - 09-26-2002
Satan.....in a Catholic school?? Wow, someone in admissions fucked up royally!!!!1
- OAS - 09-26-2002
Quote:I called a cashew a nut and got hit with a ruler.Fuck, maybe those sadistic nuns should have gotten more sex. What did they do if you called a tomato a vegetable? Put you on the rack?
- Buttmunch - 09-26-2002
Quote:You can put whatever you want on them, they still are not fuckin nuts.I'm nuts.
Dispute that!
:-p
- Maynard - 09-26-2002
Damn sean....maybe you should have hit me with a ruler everytime I posted a smiley. That could have saved us all sorts of trouble.
OK VG, were they red pistachios? or regular beige ones?
- Skitchr4u - 09-26-2002
honey roasted mixed nuts from planters, my personal choice
- OAS - 09-26-2002
The subject of nuns reminds me of a technicality of the Catholic church that has bothered me for some time.
The Catholic church does not recognize a marriage to be official until it is consummated. Part of the ritual of becoming a nun includes a wedding ceremony marrying the nun to Christ.
Now chances are Christ doesn’t get around to banging all if any of these nuns (except for maybe Sally Field when she was the Flying Nun but hey, who could blame him?). Therefore, the marriage is not official in the eyes of the church.
Amongst other problems the Catholic church needs to fix, they can add that one to the list. Maybe the Catholic Union should focus on issues inside their house instead of worrying about radio programs.
:burnfucker:
- Hey Ladi - 09-26-2002
Was she hoping one of you fools would offer to lick her?
Girls aren't supposed to be salty, unless someone spooges on them.
Which means someone just got her in the face & she's covering. :thumbs-up:
- Skitchr4u - 09-26-2002
interesting theory ladi, very interesting indeed!
- Metalfan - 09-26-2002
Well, Ladi is most comfortable in the gutter you know
- DoughBoy - 09-26-2002
Quote:What do you call nuts on a chest?
Close, actually it goes:
My daughter said:
"Daddy, if there were nuts on the wall, would they be called walnuts."
I said
"Yes"
She said:
"If I had nuts on my chest, would they be called chesnuts."
I said:
"Hell yeah."
She said:
"Daddy, if I had nuts on my chin, would they be called chinnuts"
I said:
"Hell no bitch, you'd have a dick in your mouth!"
- IrishAlkey - 09-26-2002
I FUCKING HATE NUTS.
- Black Lazerus - 09-26-2002
And we hate You or least I hate you.
- OAS - 09-26-2002
But we love you Laz. The government and the liberals say we have to.
- Spitfire - 09-26-2002
I love nuts especially cashews and pistachios - they look and taste like nuts --I don't care about little technicalities--just like a tomato is really a fruit but everyone considers it a veggie...
And Dees nuts
in my mouth
yummy :-o
- OAS - 09-26-2002
Quote:And Dees nutsI take it Mr. Spit must be home today?? :blow:
in my mouth
yummy
- IrishAlkey - 09-26-2002
Either that, or Spit's table needs to be sanded.