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- Arthur Dent - 10-01-2002

Quote:Too bad he didn't write anything with the copy and paste job.

That would be like painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

Edit - Actually, the mustache would be funny.

This one is my favorite:
Quote:"It was big all right, but there was no "bang". Sound can't travel in a
vacuum, brainiac."



Edited By Arthur Dent on 1033515583


- JerseyThunder - 10-04-2002

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None, he fell.