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- Hey Ladi - 10-17-2002
Quote:I think I've said too much
how's the vibrator workin out :thumbs-up:
- nerdo5 - 10-17-2002
i think message boards have greatly impacted my ability to keep things in. after years on joking, i'm finally noticing that only here, do others share my sense of humor. everyone else thinks i'm fuct up.
- Hey Ladi - 10-17-2002
Quote:Next time I talk to Gonzo and he gets me hard, I'm going to let him know about it. We'll see where it goes.
a bloody puddle on the bathroom floor
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 10-17-2002
Quote:a bloody puddle on the bathroom floorSadly that's the best case senario...
- virgingrrl - 10-17-2002
Quote:how's the vibrator workin out
it's swell.
- Hey Ladi - 10-17-2002
now I suppose the question is, are you having any swelling? :clueless:
- OAS - 10-17-2002
Quote:how's the vibrator workin outI just had this vision of VG rolling over, lighting a smoke and making that statement. :bow:
it's swell.
- Stoned Again - 10-17-2002
I can't imagine getting a hard on while talking to my mother. Though once she called just as I was about to get it on with my then girl friend, now wife. I told my mom I couldnt talk because I was about to get some "Scootch".
She just said "ok then" and hung up.
- OAS - 10-17-2002
Quote:I couldnt talk because I was about to get some "Scootch".I could just hear your Mom saying, OK son, you hurry up and get your f on and give mommy a call when your done. Make sure to wash your hands and face first. Have fun and do a good job. Make mommy proud. :rofl:
- Keyser Soze - 10-17-2002
did your mom make you hard or was it an involentary reaction?
- LZMF1 - 10-17-2002
i had my entire family over for my daughter's 1st b-day last saturday.......i felt like telling my cousin, her husband, and their kids that should all just die and that they're breathing my air.
i felt like telling my mother that she should die a horrible death.
i felt like telling my brothers that they are pathetic losers who will never ever grow up!!!
my dad doesn't bother me for the most part so i had no ill-will towards him.
i basically excommunicated myself from them today and feel great about doing so.
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- Keyser Soze - 10-17-2002
i get hard when a brisk wind passes. i have a hard-on problem.
- nerdo5 - 10-17-2002
as long as mom didn't tell you to "get a good one" that's just plain creepy, for a myriad of reasons.
- Galt - 10-17-2002
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
- diceisgod - 10-17-2002
Quote:Ever wanna say something, then hold back?Yep. But I think I'll wait til Wackbag.com deletes about another twenty ot thirty of my posts before I do.
- nerdo5 - 10-17-2002
Quote:I'll wait til Wackbag.com deletes about another twenty ot thirty of my posts before I do.
here we go again...
- Keyser Soze - 10-17-2002
say whatever you want here
- The Sleeper - 10-17-2002
I hold back on saying what i want to people every second of every day of my life. yep, it rules.
- Black Lazerus - 10-17-2002
This Just means that some of you have a conscience Fucking pussies.
- DGW - 10-17-2002
Quote:had the sudden urge to tell her how hard I wasbreast feeding at your age can sometimes do that :-o