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- Metalfan - 10-28-2002
Run it over with your car.....that'll open it :thumbs-up:
- Danked - 10-28-2002
Save some pieces of your mother in ziplock bags for later.
- GonzoStyle - 10-28-2002
Run your parents over with the car and then stab them.
- Hybrid - 10-28-2002
my parents and my car are both at my house 2 hours away.
this stinks. :-(
- Danked - 10-28-2002
Drop it out your window.
- mikehern - 10-28-2002
The same thing happened to me this morning when I was trying to open a can of Alpo to feed my dog. I pried it open with a butter knife.
Edited By mikehern on 1035833487
- GonzoStyle - 10-28-2002
Always a fuckin excuse, what kind of man are you?
Can't open a can of food or kill your parents.
STARVE!!!!
- Maynard - 10-28-2002
I'm tellin you man. Use the microwave. It works every time.
- Hybrid - 10-28-2002
i cant get it open though. the little ring broke off and it's still totally sealed
- Keyser Soze - 10-28-2002
use the can to bludgen your parents to death and amid the fracas the can will open itself.
your parents will be dead and your delicious meal will be mere moments from being prepared!
- GonzoStyle - 10-28-2002
Cry me a river you big fuckin baby.
- Metalfan - 10-28-2002
Crush it with your skull you pussy!
- nerdo5 - 10-28-2002
i saw this on mcguyver once...
throw it at someone and steal their lunch. oh yeah, duct tape them up by their shorthairs, and slit their throat with a swiss army knife.
- GonzoStyle - 10-28-2002
This woulda never happened with Mac & Cheese.
- Hybrid - 10-28-2002
if i had a swiss army knife i wouldnt have this problem
- GonzoStyle - 10-28-2002
Drink some raspberry preserves.
- Hybrid - 10-28-2002
i rubbed them all on my nipples already
- Danked - 10-28-2002
Wrap your new Jackass poster around yourself, head out to the middle of campus, and set yourself on fire.
- GonzoStyle - 10-28-2002
GOD DAMMIT!!!
Can you do nothing right?
Did amy lick it all off? Maybe some is left.
- nerdo5 - 10-28-2002
try poopies