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- LyricalGomez - 01-29-2003
Send her the thread you made about her
That's a sure way to go out with a bang
- LZMF1 - 01-29-2003
i may be infantile but i get my point across.......
it'll work. that's definitely hitting below the belt. mention it in front of other people just for the fun of it. :thumbs-up:
- LyricalGomez - 01-29-2003
Print the thread out on fliers and hang them around school with a big picture of her next to it
- Arpikarhu - 01-29-2003
tell her that her vagina is to loose and that you need a tighter woman
- The Jays - 01-29-2003
... ring her doorbell, then drop your pants and squat on the ground, and when she opens her door, all she will see is you taking a dump on her front step...
- Galt - 01-29-2003
Point of clarification. She's got a great vagina. The nastiness was because she had to get her stuff scraped and tested for Cancer. Now that she's healed, it's nice and warm and inviting, and she even squirts when she comes. That's an amazing feeling. Too bad the person attatched to the vagina is such a meany.
I guess I could tell everyone that we just grew apart...
and that she had Chlamydia last year
- The Jays - 01-29-2003
... wow, um.... ok, just pass her a note that says " I H8 U"... that whole vagina scraping thing was too much....
- LyricalGomez - 01-29-2003
We are all evil, evil people
- The Jays - 01-29-2003
... yeah, we are not heroes.....
- Galt - 01-29-2003
Are there any joke shops that sell gum or something that I could give her that would get her addicted to heroin?
- LyricalGomez - 01-29-2003
You could buy regular gum and coat it with heroin
- The Jays - 01-29-2003
.... or you can call her up and ask her if she has ten pound balls...
- Galt - 01-29-2003
Quote:Send her the thread you made about her
The Dil-pon was still a great idea if I do say so myself (though not named by me).
- PollyannaFlower46 - 01-29-2003
You could always knock her up, and then kidnap and murder her when she's 8 months pregnant.
- The Jays - 01-29-2003
... couldn't he be charged with two counts of murder then?
- Noellevious - 01-29-2003
Not if he's any good.
- Keyser Soze - 01-29-2003
tell her your gay
- FNMoron - 01-29-2003
i'm sure she's already figured that part out Keyser...
- GonzoStyle - 01-29-2003
Quote:fuck her from behind and just as you blow say, "by the way , it's over"
Arpi redeemed himself quite a bit with this comment. :rofl:
- virgingrrl - 01-29-2003
Quote:The Dil-pon was still a great idea if I do say so myself (though not named by me).
that would be me.