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+--- Thread: A journal of my trip to see Jack. - By: Gonzo (/showthread.php?tid=5643)
- GonzoStyle - 03-18-2003
Sorry I couldn't update you yesterday on the glorious fun we had. We were so entangled in our good time I completely forgot.
Jack and I went to the pink floyd laser light show, baker wanted to tag along but we ditched him when he went to the bathroom. Before baker left I told him his shoelaces were untied, when he looked I cranked his grill with a swift uppercut. He cried for a bit while I giggled my ass off.
Jack and I had a blast, we dropped a ton of acid and jack did his syd barret impression which was dead on. Well it wasn't actually acid, we just tore off pieces of paper and pretended to do acid so we could fit in with the cool kids. Plus I never saw syd barret so I dunno how good jack's impression was, but still we had fun.
Then jack took me out on the town, we rode around in his sweet ride and blasted my 2pac mix. The locals looked puzzled and stared at us in awe as they pulled over their horse wagons and buggies to make way for us. When we passed by the corn fields the people raised their fists at us and I threw up some gang signs as a sign of peace but I later figured out they weren't be receptive, they were actually angry, go figure.
We then had a fancy dinner at red lobster where jack picked up this fine looking waitress, she didn't speak much english so whatever she said can't hold up in court cause I don't understand polish. We rode a train on her like she was grand central, then we put out cigarettes on her back as we high fived eachother.
We returned to jack's humble abode for a late night boozefest and played some playstation. Baker still hasn't come home, maybe christmas has come early.We passed out on the couch and awoke in the morning with my teeth on his shirt buttons, pretty weird.
Jack was too tired to make me breakfast again, so I stopped by the 7-11 and picked up some blueberry coffee and a couple pizza stix.
We're gonna try to have more fun today and hopefully some more interesting stories to tell.
- Arpikarhu - 03-18-2003
i am so jealous! :-(
- GonzoStyle - 03-18-2003
I know, I am the source of envy now.
- Arpikarhu - 03-18-2003
i meant of jack.
- Goatweed - 03-18-2003
Quote:We then had a fancy dinner at red lobster where jack picked up this fine looking waitress, she didn't speak much english so whatever she said can't hold up in court cause I don't understand polish.
what's funny is the wife and I hit a Red Lobster this past weekend, and our server was Russian with a heavy accent - we could barely understand a word he said and we were fearful our orders would get fucked up. We got the right meals, though.
Sorry, that line just reminded me of that.
- GonzoStyle - 03-18-2003
Quote:i meant of jack.
if you promise not to be mean to me in person, I will come visit you.
- Arpikarhu - 03-18-2003
i promise!!!!!!! :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer: :banana: :banana: :banana: :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:
- GonzoStyle - 03-18-2003
you comin to brooklyn or do I have to trek up there?
- Arpikarhu - 03-18-2003
you said you would come to visit
- GonzoStyle - 03-18-2003
Yeah I noticed that as well, I was hoping you didn't.
But how could someone as swift as you not?
is anyone else coming?
- Arpikarhu - 03-18-2003
just you big boy.
- GonzoStyle - 03-18-2003
but where is the fun in that, we need some comic relief and people to belittle.
- Arpikarhu - 03-18-2003
then invite gomez
- GonzoStyle - 03-18-2003
I'm being serious.
- Arpikarhu - 03-18-2003
thought i could get you with that one. :lol:
ok seriously, how about ladi. i bet she would be good for a laugh
- Hey Ladi - 03-18-2003
will you buy the drinks?
- GonzoStyle - 03-18-2003
No and no.
- Hey Ladi - 03-18-2003
:disappointed: :-p
- GonzoStyle - 03-18-2003
sorry, you don't put out.
- Hey Ladi - 03-18-2003
ooh ok, that I can live with :thumbs-up: