I am working on my love ballad....

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- Weird NJ - 03-27-2003

Hi Gonzo :lookatme:

- GonzoStyle - 03-27-2003

Hey sexy, how is my fair lady feeling today?

- Weird NJ - 03-27-2003

Good, thanks. :thumbs-up: I just had a shower.

- Buttmunch - 03-27-2003

Quote:so far I got "kissed her" to rhyme with "Danked's Sister"

"When I fist her,
Never mind the fever blister..." seems to fit into your theme.

- Hey Ladi - 03-27-2003

Quote:I just had a shower

stinky bitch

- Ken'sPen - 03-27-2003

thanks munch,

when I came I somehow missed her.

- GonzoStyle - 03-27-2003

If danked interferes with our romance
i'll rip out his heart and make it dance.

- Ronin - 03-27-2003

Hello there Morgan,
bend over so I can rearrange your internal organs.

- Ken'sPen - 03-27-2003

if you keep sucking
at this furious pace,
I will soon shoot my load,
all over your face.

- Ken'sPen - 03-27-2003

turn around,
and hold your feet,
bite your lip,
as I bury my meat.

- Ken'sPen - 03-27-2003

to ensure your pussy,
is nice and damp,
let me tighten,
this nipple clamp.

- GonzoStyle - 03-27-2003

I'll take you to lunch
You can have what you wish
as long as you realize
I am not too rich.
It isn't too big
It isn't too thick
I mean my wallet
not my dick.

- Ken'sPen - 03-27-2003

pure fucking gold.
Shakespeare of the cock.

- Keyser Soze - 03-27-2003

id like to go on record to say this is the best thread ken has started in months.

- GonzoStyle - 03-27-2003

it's just a little diddle off the top of my head, a gift for a fellow pimp.

I may not be too witty
I may not be very funny
I may not be too pretty
Or have a lot of money.
While i'm not the best
This you must confess
Atleast be happy
That I'm not OAS.

- Ken'sPen - 03-27-2003

speaking of OAS,
I need the first two lines for this verse

X
X
I may not have fallen,
but I still can't get up.

- Ken'sPen - 03-27-2003

I am not a large man,
it's sad but it's true.
but let me tell you,
just what you should do,

strip off your clothes
and sit on my face
then bend over
and suck my "disgrace"

- Keyser Soze - 03-27-2003

when a new lady signs up
i almost bust a nut
I may not have fallen,
but I still can't get it up.

- Ken'sPen - 03-28-2003

Take it all my love,
and don't be reckless,
swallow it all,
and avoid the pearl necklace.