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- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003

Quote:Since when do fat little five year olds prance?

I wasn't actually a fat kid, I was pretty svelt and sexy. Well except for the tiny phallus.


- PatCooper - 03-28-2003

Gee, I wonder what happened between then and now.


- Sweet Angel - 03-28-2003

Quote:I put on these tiny undies I had, like speedos and pranced around my mom with my hard little schmekel. She laughed at me and said "ohh look it looks like a little button".

:rofl:

Oh my God! The visual!!!!

:rofl:


- PatCooper - 03-28-2003

Just imagine how his mom felt. :lol:


- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003

Quote:Gee, I wonder what happened between then and now.

It's a sad depressing story, not as bad as when I wanted to fuck my mom... well the first time.

I used to be so sexy and shit :-(


- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003

Quote:Oh my God! The visual!!!!

I have pictures of me in the underwear actually, without the hard on though.


- PatCooper - 03-28-2003

Quote:without the hard on though.

How could you tell?


- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003

What is this, pick on gonzo's miniscule almost non-existent penis day?


- LZMF1 - 03-28-2003

TOG alert!!!!!!



Quote:This one time...
at band camp!


- GonzoStyle - 03-28-2003

That was sad, even for you dude.

I hope you are as ashamed as I am for you.


- crx girl - 03-28-2003

Quote:I used to be so sexy and shit
you still are


- LZMF1 - 03-28-2003

sorry gonz...i am drunk as Hell.


that is what a half a bottle of stolichnaya will do to you. :disappointed:


- crx girl - 03-28-2003

can i have the other half?


- LZMF1 - 03-28-2003

c'mon over trish ;-)


- LyricalGomez - 03-28-2003

Quote:I used to be so sexy and shit

Don't be so hard on yourself

You're still sexy in that kindof different way

Know what I mean?


- Goatweed - 03-28-2003

his smile is the sexiest I've ever seen :loveya:


- crx girl - 03-28-2003

and the prettiest eyes


- LyricalGomez - 03-28-2003

And the rosiest little cheeks


- Danked - 03-28-2003

He's so precious when he's lying on the ground gasping for air.


- Goatweed - 03-28-2003

:lol: