+- CDIH (https://www.cdih.net/cdih)
+-- Forum: General Discussion and Entertainment (https://www.cdih.net/cdih/forumdisplay.php?fid=4)
+--- Forum: The Pit (https://www.cdih.net/cdih/forumdisplay.php?fid=9)
+--- Thread: Galt's girlfriend is so fat - keep all comments confined to here (/showthread.php?tid=6163)
- Galt - 04-23-2003
she's so fat that ..... <everyone here> lifts material from BET.com's "dozens - yo mamma" section </everyone here>
I'm ashamed.
The fans await the pearl that OAS is brewing up.
- Arpikarhu - 04-23-2003
i expect OAS will drop this funny bomb on us:
she is so fat that she eats alot of food!
- Ronin - 04-23-2003
i remember all these from childhood. i am not looking on any website..
- Galt - 04-23-2003
whatever...ANNA!!!
- Ronin - 04-23-2003
she's so fat, her belt size is "EQUATOR".
- Arpikarhu - 04-23-2003
Quote:whatever...ANNA!!!:rofl: the sad thing is that he thinks that is a real winner! :rofl:
- Keyser Soze - 04-23-2003
shes so fat that even galt's immense wealth can't cover her appetizer order at TGIFridays, and thats with the Tenbatz discount!
- Gooch - 04-23-2003
she's so fat that she can take her face and make a suitcase.
- Ronin - 04-23-2003
[eddie murphy]she so fat, she got a mouth on the back of her neck and the bitch chews like this.[/eddie murphy]
- Galt - 04-23-2003
PS. All my money was in tech stocks, and I haven't worked in 18 months since I've been in school.
I was loaded beyond my wildest dreams on my 25th birthday, now I am just an average 28 year old.
Unlike CERTAIN people, I don't try and spread falsehoods.
- Arpikarhu - 04-23-2003
Quote:Unlike CERTAIN people, I don't try and spread falsehoodshe and his buddy, the terrorist who is the real beltway sniper, are gonna use thier secret military training on your ass if you dont cool out!
- Ronin - 04-23-2003
she's so fat, it takes her 24 hours to turn around in a circle.
- Galt - 04-23-2003
So far Keyser is winning.
I will announce an official winner when this thread reaches 20 pages
- I steal watermelons - 04-23-2003
She so Fat, They filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower
- Arpikarhu - 04-23-2003
i thought for sure my lincoln tunnel one would put me in the lead. :-(
she is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcoming back party.
- Galt - 04-23-2003
ZING!!
Anna's moving up the rear.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat God made her and then rested on the 7th day.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
She's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
- Galt - 04-23-2003
Keyser's secret is his clever use of exlamation points.
It's how all the pro comedians do it.