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- GonzoStyle - 06-06-2003
We got plenty of soft porn for the nasty hassidics.
I love the ones who come in all the time asking if we rent VCRs. Cause they cant watch porn on their own. Nasty motherfuckers, bleh.
- DGW - 06-06-2003
be kind
please rewind
- Arpikarhu - 06-06-2003
gonzo, the contest is not for you to blab on and on about your work day. its for people to do a representational piece of work based on thier personal idea of your work day.
- Suzie - 06-06-2003
Wait, I think I feel another Haiku coming:
Gonzo's Lament
All these fucking Jews!
No break for a cigarrette?
I need a new job.
- Danked - 06-06-2003
I wasn't gonna contibute until you mentioned the interpretive dance thing. I've got a little routine worked out I call Gonzo's Dance of Despair and Disillusionment.
- Arpikarhu - 06-06-2003
i know its early in the game but suzie is dominating!
one round of naked lunch this weekend and should could be the big winner
- Suzie - 06-06-2003
How come I always have to take my clothes off before I can "win" something?
- Arpikarhu - 06-06-2003
i dont know. we can discuss it during naked lunch tomorrow.
- Suzie - 06-06-2003
come on. I spent a good 3-4 minutes composing the last one, counting out the syllables on my fingers....
- Mad - 06-06-2003
Because naked and stoner hippie chicks just go together so well.
- Ronin - 06-06-2003
ok, i am new at poetry since i wasn't an english major but try this haiku:
(person)Do you have Peaches?
(person)That is such a great movie.
(gonzo)You are a homo .
- Arpikarhu - 06-06-2003
Quote:come on. I spent a good 3-4 minutes composing the last one, counting out the syllables on my fingers....you can show me how you did it during naked lunch tomorrow
- Suzie - 06-06-2003
will you be naked too?
- GonzoStyle - 06-06-2003
Quote:All these fucking Jews!
No break for a cigarrette?
I need a new job.
suzie wins, I dont care what anyone else says.
without my whining she couldnt have composed such a masterpiece, so my madness had its merits sucmbag.
- Mad - 06-06-2003
Quote:sucmbag.
Is that yiddish?
- Ronin - 06-06-2003
Quote:no, Native American..Quote:sucmbag.Is that yiddish?
hm, you suc'm bag.
- GonzoStyle - 06-06-2003
scumbags
- Arpikarhu - 06-06-2003
Quote:will you be naked too?sure.
as to gonzo declaring suzie the winner. nope . first, he doesnt vote on this, and second, contest is open til midnight sunday.
- PatCooper - 06-06-2003
He walk's into Blockbuster and braces self for the sonic assault. Soon he hears the sounds of the Blockbuster “advertainment” system, an audiovisual collage of Blockbuster gimmicks, self-promotions, bad music, and trailers from overhyped movies. Gets behind the counter and robotically greets the first customer he sees with that patented Blockbuster “hello” – a special kind of hello that means “Welcome to our store, since I won’t have much time for you once you’re in here, I better say something now to maintain the illusion of customer service.”
Edited By PatCooper on 1054939803
- Arpikarhu - 06-06-2003
Quote:a special kind of hello that means “Welcome to our store, since I won’t have much time for you once you’re in here, I better say something now to maintain the illusion of customer service.”
so very true, so very true indeed