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- DGW - 07-28-2003
so alkey is looking for a date?
- Keyser Soze - 07-28-2003
i wouldnt put it past him.
- DGW - 07-28-2003
i think roses would be a start
- Keyser Soze - 07-28-2003
start by taking me out to dinner and a movie.
- drusilla - 07-28-2003
hmmm :13:
- DGW - 07-28-2003
trow a burger down yer throat and rent a porn?
- Sir O - 07-28-2003
Quote:i think roses would be a startThat reminds me of a little story...
A man goes to the proctologist, complaining of pains in his ass. Doc says "ok let's have a look" and the man assumes the position. He straps on his gloves and begins the examination, and immediately pulls a rose out of the patient's ass.
"Wow, I can see why you were in pain."
"Yeah, in hindsight, I should've used carnations."
The doctor shrugs, and resumes his inspection. He discovers a second rose, then a third, and so on, until a dozen long stem roses have been successfully removed from his patient's ass. He says, "I may be overstepping my bounds as a physician, but I have to ask, what were you doing with a dozen roses in your ass?"
The patient turns his head, he smiles and says, "I guess you haven't found the card I wrote you."
Ok yeah, that sucked...
- Keyser Soze - 07-28-2003
Quote:hmmm :13:
:crackhead:
- DGW - 07-28-2003
i doubt the card smellz like roses
- Hottie - 07-29-2003
You can get paid for that??? I've been duped.
- The Jays - 07-29-2003
Do you get duped often?
- Hottie - 07-29-2003
How much is a house in Maui? And specify "often"?
- Gooch - 07-29-2003
Often: do you do anal?
- Hottie - 07-29-2003
Once doesn't make it often. You of all people should support that theory.
- Gooch - 07-29-2003
Couple of more times, and then it'd be a little easier, tight ass. :thumbs-up:
- Hottie - 07-29-2003
Thank you for sharing that. Good luck with him.
- Gooch - 07-29-2003
ahh, jealousy will get you nowhere. Keyser is just a sex object. He's doesn't mean anything to me.
- Hottie - 07-29-2003
I don't do sloppy seconds. Whore.
- Gooch - 07-29-2003
Actually, you'd be thirds. Know your place. :10:
- Keyser Soze - 07-29-2003
who is this whore?