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- Danked - 08-04-2003
I'm like crazy sexy cool and shit!
- Keyser Soze - 08-04-2003
usually cant go wrong with good old levi's
Gap does make decent 1969 jeans.
- Mad - 08-04-2003
Which one is the weed pocket?
- Danked - 08-04-2003
No weed shall ever be stored and possibly lost in these pants of doom. I won't chance it.
Edited By Danked on 1060032359
- HedCold - 08-04-2003
you're supposed to use the pocket by the crotch for weed, so i hear
- Weird NJ - 08-04-2003
Danked has snatch panties? :26:
- Danked - 08-04-2003
Crotchless. :15:
- Mad - 08-04-2003
Now let's you just drop them pants.
- The Sleeper - 08-04-2003
I like my cargo pants cause they have pockets that are just big enough to carry 7"s
- crx girl - 08-04-2003
Danked Wrote:The shirt I am wearing is from the GAP. I am so deliciously trendy today.:17:
- Doc - 08-05-2003
13 pockets? Why would any normal person need so many pockets? You know there are poor children in thrid world countries who dream of having one stinking pocket, and you have to go hoarding 13 of them? You have no shame.
- Goatweed - 08-05-2003
I think Danked should cut a few of those pockets off and send them to Sally Struthers.
- Doc - 08-05-2003
No way he'll do that. Guys like Danked are all the same. I bet he uses a razor with three blades too.
- Danked - 08-05-2003
A razor?
For what?
- Doc - 08-05-2003
A razor is a device which costs about as much as a slightly used Geo Metro with at minimum 37 blades which you then use to make sticky places on your face so the little squares of toilet paper have something to adhere to.
Actually, Gillette is (no lie) coming out with a four-blade razor called the 'Quattro' which I believe is Italian for 'expensive'.
- Goatweed - 08-05-2003
why not use Nair on the face? It won't grow back, right?
- PlasticMan - 08-06-2003
Although it reminds me of a Mad magazine cartoon I once saw, I'd probably give the Quattro a shot.
- crx girl - 08-06-2003
i just got that schick think with the jewel song where you just need water, it's cool cos my shower's likke 2 feet square
- Doc - 08-06-2003
Two words, hot wax
Nothing like pouring molten plastic on your skin then yanking it off. God I'm glad I was born male
- Keyser Soze - 08-06-2003
funny how jewel is making fun of the commercialization of music in that song and then uses it to sell razors.