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- The Sleeper - 11-14-2003

GonzoStyle Wrote:
Quote:Requirements

- Bachelors Degree
- Excellent interpersonal and written communication skills
- Computer literate - Excel, Word, Internet
- Attention to detail
- Capacity to multi-task

Dude you could use the message board as a reference of your ability to do those things.
you read my mind!


- Galt - 11-14-2003

prepare your stupid "what do you think your worst quality is" responses now.


- The Sleeper - 11-14-2003

"nothing, i am just that awesome"


- GonzoStyle - 11-14-2003

Galt Wrote:prepare your stupid "what do you think your worst quality is" responses now.
He could use the saved by the bell forum for that.

I'm tellin you, dont even show up for the interview. Just send them the URL here and set up links to all related posts.


- The Sleeper - 11-14-2003

genius!


- GonzoStyle - 11-14-2003

I'd start editing posts, including peoples replies to your posts and threads.

You have my permission to do so in order to make yourself look better.


- Danked - 11-14-2003

Don't shave it!!!!!

What if it's the source of all your power?


- The Sleeper - 11-14-2003

it's not like I'm shaving my pubes


- Danked - 11-15-2003

Ohhhh.... no wonder my posts have been lacking lately.


- The Sleeper - 11-15-2003

duhhh


- 2 tired 2 give N F - 11-15-2003

Quote:Campusfood.com is the nation's leading network of collegiate restaurants, providing Internet Ordering and innovative Student Marketing on behalf of its member restaurants. Founded in 1997, Campusfood.com Inc. is headquartered in New York, NY.
This site is cool as hell...they give away tons of free food...


- diceisgod - 11-15-2003

Why not just trim your beard so it's nice or do you look like a wolfman or something?


- The Sleeper - 11-15-2003

it's trimmed, but I'd rather not take any chances in case the people there think beards are for those evil kids with their rock n roll music and soda pop.


- drusilla - 11-15-2003

The Sleeper Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:
Quote:Requirements

- Bachelors Degree
- Excellent interpersonal and written communication skills
- Computer literate - Excel, Word, Internet
- Attention to detail
- Capacity to multi-task

Dude you could use the message board as a reference of your ability to do those things.
you read my mind!
don't forget your attention to detail!


- GonzoStyle - 11-15-2003

Yeah, make sure to correct them in a superior tone if you notice anything mispelled in any of their literature.


- drusilla - 11-15-2003

that will soooooo get him the job!


- diceisgod - 11-15-2003

Don't forget to mock their taste in music.


- Galt - 11-15-2003

If you don't work in "LOL", I would consider it a failed interview


- Danked - 11-15-2003

Follow it up with a "jerk store..." if the interview goes sour.


- diceisgod - 11-15-2003

When they ask your greatest weakness lear sinisterly over towards the toilets.