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- Splatterpunk - 03-22-2004
Goatweed Wrote:No, no. This is lighthearted, Goat. You're exempt! 3sum intact!Quote:"know your enemy" ?
wait, we're at war now? what about my threesome?
Have you decided what to wear? Something tight that I can peel off with my teeth, perhaps?
- Luna - 03-22-2004
Galt Wrote:yeah, the bible is only the most widely read publication in history, its impact permeates everyone's day to day life in both language and parable. Smart move ignoring it.Translates to:
The Bible is the only book that has been force-fed to everyone on the planet as a means of control, coersion, and manipulation to control the masses. It's great for mismanaging a clueless moron's brain.
Do you feel stupid yet, Galt?
- diceisgod - 03-22-2004
Pygmes and Aberigones rule the world!
- Splatterpunk - 03-22-2004
Biblical context isn't even close to contemporary usage connotations and revisionism.
Do you really want to fuck with a language teacher about syntax, fool? :lol:
For Galt's future reference: there will be times when, in an interest of and with intent to levity [humor], I misapply and misuse common spellings, grammatical constructs, and other tools of the language for humorous impact.
This, to those who recognize the application's intentional misuse, amuses.
You won't notice these, as you've demonstratedm as "sodomizer" was one such case. In the context of misuse, the humor adds a bit of spice. Like salt! You know what salt is?
Don't you feel bad, though! You're still cool, even if I won't suck your little pecker for you. And I'm sure you're just as cute as Keyser.
Well, maybe not.
- diceisgod - 03-22-2004
Go smoke a peace pipe.
- Splatterpunk - 03-22-2004
Keyser, I'm tired, baby. This is what I'm talkin about. Is that good enough?
I'm gonna add SOUPSOUPAD right now, and then you can make it aalll up to me.
I'll find you later. :loveya:
- Goatweed - 03-22-2004
Quote:Have you decided what to wear?
people wear clothes when they have sex? I'm not hasidic.
- Splatterpunk - 03-22-2004
Luna Wrote:Do you feel stupid yet, Galt?He keeps reading the threads and not posting. He must be squirming in his panties!
I'm bored. Let's go violate Goatweed...
- Goatweed - 03-22-2004
I feel violtaed already...
- Luna - 03-22-2004
Splatterpunk Wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:Luna Wrote:Do you feel stupid yet, Galt?He keeps reading the threads and not posting. He must be squirming in his panties!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Quote:I'm bored. Let's go violate Goatweed...Count me in... save me a seat! :10:
- Luna - 03-22-2004
diceisgod Wrote:Pygmes and Aberigones rule the world!Spelling rules the world, too!
- diceisgod - 03-22-2004
I spelled it closer than any Pygme or Aborigone would.
- Splatterpunk - 03-22-2004
Goatweed Wrote:Goaty, I want you to wear this nice little strawberry-smellin thing for me, ok?Quote:Have you decided what to wear?
people wear clothes when they have sex? I'm not hasidic.
You won't have it on long... :banana:
- Goatweed - 03-22-2004
so back to this threesome, which one of you is gonna take the money shot? or are you both gonna sit next to each other and share?
- Splatterpunk - 03-22-2004
Luna Wrote:See, this is exactly the kind of thing that could be avoided if some of us here didn't always worry about pushing someone's face in what we perceive to be an error made in ignorance.Splatterpunk Wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:Luna Wrote:Do you feel stupid yet, Galt?He keeps reading the threads and not posting. He must be squirming in his panties!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Quote:I'm bored. Let's go violate Goatweed...Count me in... save me a seat! :10:
Can't we just fuck around here? Everyone knows how smart you guys are. This should be fun.
Look how much I'm gonna get laid. Hell with the rest of you!
Keyser, I've chosen raspberry for my gag-reflex gel... it's said to sizzle a little for the guy, but it'll get hot when I blow on it. Is this ok with you?
I can't wait to see Keyser laid out naked in my bed, with nothing but a sheet over his hips.
- HedCold - 03-22-2004
Luna Wrote:The Bible is the only book that has been force-fed to everyone on the planet as a means of control, coersion, and manipulation to control the masses. It's great for mismanaging a clueless moron's brain.that sounds like something from some 15 yr olds livejournal
so because some people use/used it for this, its a reason to ignore it? it hasn't had any impact on life over the last thousands of years or anything
- Splatterpunk - 03-22-2004
Splatterpunk Wrote:Do you have any special requests?Luna Wrote:See, this is exactly the kind of thing that could be avoided if some of us here didn't always worry about pushing someone's face in what we perceive to be an error made in ignorance.Splatterpunk Wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:Luna Wrote:Do you feel stupid yet, Galt?He keeps reading the threads and not posting. He must be squirming in his panties!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Quote:I'm bored. Let's go violate Goatweed...Count me in... save me a seat! :10:
Can't we just fuck around here? Everyone knows how smart you guys are. This should be fun.
Look how much I'm gonna get laid. Hell with the rest of you!
Keyser, I've chosen raspberry for my gag-reflex gel... it's said to sizzle a little for the guy, but it'll get hot when I blow on it. Is this ok with you?
I can't wait to see Keyser laid out naked in my bed, with nothing but a sheet over his hips.
Luna, you can have first call. I'm sluttish enough for anything today.
- Luna - 03-22-2004
HedCold Wrote:When the fuck did CDIH turn into christian radicals?Luna Wrote:The Bible is the only book that has been force-fed to everyone on the planet as a means of control, coersion, and manipulation to control the masses. It's great for mismanaging a clueless moron's brain.that sounds like something from some 15 yr olds livejournal
so because some people use/used it for this, its a reason to ignore it? it hasn't had any impact on life over the last thousands of years or anything
What in the mother of fuck has been going on around here? :26:
- Splatterpunk - 03-22-2004
HedCold Wrote:That wasn't her point at all, and I think that's pretty obvious.Luna Wrote:The Bible is the only book that has been force-fed to everyone on the planet as a means of control, coersion, and manipulation to control the masses. It's great for mismanaging a clueless moron's brain.that sounds like something from some 15 yr olds livejournal
so because some people use/used it for this, its a reason to ignore it? it hasn't had any impact on life over the last thousands of years or anything
What Luna said is true. A lot of people swallow whatever's offered to them and don't question it.
It's the oldest trick in manipulation's book... so to speak.
Read the rest of the tread.
- Goatweed - 03-22-2004
wait, so Keyser is in on this too? that's a foursome, I didn't sign on for that sorry.