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- diceisgod - 01-25-2007

I dunno , all I know is that the JoS kooks say that you can speak to demons, meanwhile there is some Xtian preacher I seen on youtube that swears that he actually knows jesus and speaks to him. The latter claims he was somehow selected by god to be saved and that's the way it works. He says that there are a few handful of people that god chooses to save and the rest of us are inherently satanic and will ultimately be burned. Regardless of what you do it's just a matter of whether or not god "likes" you and decides he wants to make you part of the gang. No rhyme or reason for it, just a seemingly random selection process by his own standard.


- Galt - 01-25-2007

Lavey is a complete fraud. He didn't "write" any of his shit. He plagerised or otherwise adapted all of his positions from other areas, like Objectivism.

His backstory is completly fabricated. He's like Marilyn Manson's character.


- diceisgod - 01-25-2007

Lavey was a entreprenuer more than a religious leader. he packaged Satanism, adapted it to his advantage and sold it. He was very straight forward about it all though. I wouldn't say he was a fraud. He was completely transparent as to his intentions and philosophy. But don't take it from me:

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fw6qPVZ5lmE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>


- The Jays - 01-25-2007

yeah, and no amount of graveyard sleepovers, black candles, and white makeup is going to change the fact that satisfaction in your life is reliant upon a faith that believes in angel turned bad after falling from the grace of the man upstairs.


- Keyser Soze - 01-25-2007

the names of those they're praying to is inconsequential. they're all looking for the same thing, just in different places.


- The Jays - 01-25-2007

They need to stop putting their faith in God, and put their faith in what everyone else does... cats.


- Keyser Soze - 01-25-2007

im not a cat person


- lush - 01-25-2007

Then you are going to hell.


- Keyser Soze - 01-25-2007

yeah, without those fucking cats.


- The Jays - 01-25-2007

Cats are your lord and savior, now kneel and sacrafice a mouse before thine lord!


- The Jays - 01-25-2007

or leave some Fancy Feast.


- virgingrrl - 01-25-2007

cats are the devil.


- Keyser Soze - 01-25-2007

cats embody the seven deadly sins

lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, and hubris


- lush - 01-25-2007

They are well-rounded


- The Jays - 01-25-2007

and you can pick them up by the skin on their necks.


- Keyser Soze - 01-25-2007

<img src="http://www.briscoe.org//comics/2002/sw022202.gif">


- The Jays - 01-25-2007

ok, maybe cats are the devil.


- lush - 01-25-2007

Pulling ribbons out of cats asses is like your own magic trick.


- Keyser Soze - 01-25-2007

eww


- faceman802 - 01-25-2007

lush Wrote:Pulling ribbons out of cats asses is like your own magic trick.

Now that's a bumper sticker if I've ever heard one