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- Hey Ladi - 04-18-2002
there was a little frog
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
gay frog
- Hey Ladi - 04-18-2002
Ken when he moves to Paris
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
baguet in his ass and beret on his head
- Metalfan - 04-18-2002
knows where his bread is buttered
- Hey Ladi - 04-18-2002
toast always lands butter side down
- Luna - 04-18-2002
Oui Oui
- Metalfan - 04-18-2002
yet Ken is always bottoms up
- Hey Ladi - 04-18-2002
Quote:Oui Oui...... cried the naught French maid
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
Quote:yet Ken is always bottoms upFor Metal's tongue bath
Edited By Ken'sPen on April 18 2002 at 09:18
- Metalfan - 04-18-2002
Quote:Quote:
Oui Oui
...... cried the naught French maid
while hobbing the nob
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
nob gobblin
- Hey Ladi - 04-18-2002
......of the Master of the house.
- Metalfan - 04-18-2002
King of the Castle
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
now clean the floors
- Metalfan - 04-18-2002
cinderfella
- Hey Ladi - 04-18-2002
Quote:CinderfellaCinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
her.As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m.
The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up.
Finally,at 5:00 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"
"I can't remember, exactly... Peter Peter, something or other...."
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
old joke
- Hey Ladi - 04-18-2002
new trick
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
Ladi's turned a few.