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- Grumpy - 04-18-2002
ET went home. Your ass is mine now bitch!
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Drunk toothless redneck in a Walmart
- Lord Magus - 04-18-2002
(YES!! sputtered on the launchpad a little, but we have liftoff!!)
"You weren't such a bitch in E.T.!!" -edit, dangit, the midget beat me, too slow!!
ok..
"Shouldn'ta pissed me off, now you lose that last tooth!!"
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About to clobber someone with a Yo-Yo
Edited By Lord Magus on April 18 2002 at 2:25
- IkeaBoy - 04-18-2002
(to the DTRIAW) "Name's Ash, Housewares"
Movie theater concession person
- Metalfan - 04-18-2002
Quote:Drunk toothless redneck in a Walmart
I don't give a fuck if OAS is your daddy.......the shit is on!
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squeegie guy in times square
- Grumpy - 04-18-2002
would you like your ass beating with or without butter
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Kiano Reeves
- Maynard - 04-18-2002
"Watch in mister, or I'll smother you in buttery flavoring."
Gurmpy's mom's snatch
- Lord Magus - 04-18-2002
"look, the Milkduds are right here! TASTE MY PAIN BITCH!!"
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Keenan Ivory Wayans
- Grumpy - 04-18-2002
Quote:squeegie guy in times square
How would you like to have that handle stuck up high enuff to tickle your tonsils
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Maymay and his gay friends at a bar
- Keyser Soze - 04-18-2002
I'm gonna slap you with Hosp's lap and give you a taste of your own medicine!!
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Mayor Bloomberg
- IkeaBoy - 04-18-2002
Quote:Maymay and his gay friends at a baryou thought Matthew Sheppard had it bad?
a guy selling apples
- IkeaBoy - 04-18-2002
Quote:Mayor BloombergEver gotten your ass beat down...on weed? Once again, a guy selling apples
- Grumpy - 04-18-2002
i'm gonna squeeze your eyeballs and make juice out of them
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maymay's mom and dad during a drunk fight
- Keyser Soze - 04-18-2002
How bout THESE apples?? (you knew that was coming)
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Bernie Goetz
- Lord Magus - 04-18-2002
Quote:Mayor BloombergWho the fuck are you and why should I care?
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G. Dubbya Bush
- Grumpy - 04-18-2002
read my lips, my dad can kick your ass.......
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dan qualye
- Keyser Soze - 04-18-2002
Quote:maymay's mom and dad during a drunk fight
You f'ed the mailman, nooooo YOU f'ed the mailman!!
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JIMMYSNUKA
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
Quote:G. Dubbya BushI am gonna punch ya out like a Florida Ballot.
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mexican american
- Lord Magus - 04-18-2002
Quote:JIMMYSNUKAYou are one sick puppy, time to put you to SLEEP!!
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Kung-Fu fighting the ENTIRE cast of "Friends"
Edited By Lord Magus on April 18 2002 at 2:35
- Spitfire - 04-18-2002
"Why doesn't somebody pull out a .45 and, bang, settle it?"
Godzilla
Edited By Spitfire on April 18 2002 at 2:38
- Grumpy - 04-18-2002
if you thought tokyo was bad, wait til you see what I do to YOU!
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The gerbil up maymay's ass.