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- Hybrid - 10-28-2002
no way. my poster ownz.
- FollowThisLogic - 10-28-2002
Screw Swiss Army knives.
Edited By FollowThisLogic on 1035833782
- Danked - 10-28-2002
Are you telling me my suggestions are worthless?
- GonzoStyle - 10-28-2002
Beat yourself in the head with the can till you hear a crack
Either your skull or the can will open, it's a chance I am willing to take.
- Keyser Soze - 10-28-2002
ask the can to open itself, suggest it, matrix style
- Hybrid - 10-28-2002
this is depressing
- NaughtyAngel - 10-28-2002
if you dont have a can opener go steal someone elses
- nerdo5 - 10-28-2002
Quote:it's a chance I am willing to take.
accepatable losses?
- GonzoStyle - 10-28-2002
If you were dating amy like I said, she woulda cooked you lunch.
It's your own fault.
- Hybrid - 10-28-2002
my roommate has one but i cant find it. it's not the kind you use to open soup and stuff though. it's the kind you use to open hawaian punch and make the two holes in the lid.
- Rookie - 10-28-2002
Do you have a Sawzall?
- FollowThisLogic - 10-28-2002
Quote:ask the can to open itself, suggest it, matrix styleBut then he wouldn't be able to eat it, cause there is no spoon.
- nerdo5 - 10-28-2002
use a dull spoon, and remove your innards. then heat and serve. easy as 1,2,3
- Metalfan - 10-28-2002
Pop through the top with a pen or a really sharp pencil......if that doesn't work, jam the pen or pencil really hard into your temple.
- GonzoStyle - 10-28-2002
Quote:accepatable losses?
He wouldn't last 2 seconds in soviet russia.
- Hybrid - 10-28-2002
i have a plastic fork. it's all good.
IF I COULD GET IT OPEN
- Gooch - 10-28-2002
ahhh, the motherland.
- nerdo5 - 10-28-2002
if you poke at it with your finger, maybe you can break the top loose. or lop off a digit. either way, lunch is served.
- Hybrid - 10-28-2002
i found some scissors. maybe if i repeatedly stab the top i can make a hole.
- GonzoStyle - 10-28-2002
In soviet russia you would thank the lord for a slice of stale bread. Such luxurious items as chef boyardee would be treated as gold. You'd be stoned to death for wasting a can of it.