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- Kim - 11-08-2002
don't i know it...good thing you wear a tie...
- PatCooper - 11-08-2002
I dont have to wear a tie anymore. So now i just use my hands.
- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2002
I had to shit real bad once and my friend was in the bathroom. He was in there a while and he was done already and just reading at that point. He was being an Asshole cause he knew I had to go bad. So I wanred him if he didn't come out in 30 seconds I'd bustd own the door and piss on him.
He didn't come out so I busted the door in and pissed on him.
- LyricalGomez - 11-08-2002
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
- PollyannaFlower46 - 11-08-2002
:loveya: I love my new status
- Hybrid - 11-08-2002
no prob :thumbs-up:
- Maynard - 11-08-2002
Quote:He didn't come out so I busted the door in and pissed on him.No wonder Sean likes you so much.
- PollyannaFlower46 - 11-08-2002
Speaking of poop, this real sleaze ball that I used to date keeps hitting on me and trying to get me to mess around with him again. Since he didn't appear to be getting the hint despite the fact that I said no, like 300 times, I decided to get rid of him once and for all by asking him to shit on me. I freaked him out so bad, he hasn't talked to me since. :thumbs-up:
- Tenbatsuzen - 11-08-2002
Polly, you're so fucking hot.
:burnfucker:
- Hybrid - 11-08-2002
:crackhead:
- PlasticMan - 11-08-2002
Quote:He didn't come out so I busted the door in and pissed on him.I've always thought that would be the absolute coolest thing to do if you kicked someone's ass. While the guy's lying on the ground, bleeding, you just whip it out and piss on him. Could there be ANYTHING more degrading?
- HedCold - 11-08-2002
pooping on him
- Maynard - 11-08-2002
Quote:pooping on him:rofl:
Yeah, but if you do that, he might come back to haunt you like in Christine. :crackhead:
- HedCold - 11-08-2002
would he poop on you back?
- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2002
Hey I warned him, I peed right on his lap and magazine while he was sitting on the bowl. I laughed though, so the poop squeezed out a bit and ruined my underwear.
- Maynard - 11-08-2002
Question.....are you guys still friends?
- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2002
...No... wow I see a pattern here.
Blowjob from a tranny - lose a friend
Pee on a friend while he is shitting - lose a friend
Ruin a friends, fathers funeral - lose a friend
Trick a friend into sucking the bloody tampon of his sister, (though it really wasn't) - lose a friend.
Actually most of us just grew apart.
- LyricalGomez - 11-08-2002
You are fucking demented
- Maynard - 11-08-2002
And all that is just the stuff he does to his FRIENDS. :crackhead:
- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2002
Forced one of my friends to eat a cracker covered in cum.
Actually we didn't have crackers so we used tam-tams.