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- PatCooper - 06-06-2003
The customer asks were he can find Swimming with Sharks? Gonzo replies in the comedy section you dolt. Comedy you say? I thought it was a drama says the customer. But wait young gonzo is correct it does belong in the comedy section after all. We can hear the Blockbuster promo blaring now: "If you liked Kevin Spacey in KPax , you'll LOVE him in the hilarious Swimming with Sharks.. Find it in the 'Comedy' section, on our special 'Workplace Torture' shelf."
- PatCooper - 06-06-2003
The customer proceeds to the check out line. It looks like the customer had the nerve to be a member of a different Blockbuster branch. This is causing some type of checkout brainlock/technology meltdown. An ongoing phone discussion between Blockbuster branches ensues. It seems Gonzo is debating whose better Jay Z or Nas with the other blockbuster employee on the phone.
- crack hitler - 06-06-2003
my contest entry
![[Image: GONZO.bmp]](http://groups.yahoo.com/group/yourmomsbox/files/GONZO.bmp)
Edited By crx girl on 1055131893
- Mad - 06-06-2003
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
- Arpikarhu - 06-06-2003
![[Image: yelrotflmao.gif]](http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/laughing/yelrotflmao.gif)
- Goatweed - 06-07-2003
I love the attention to detail - nice!
- Zootybang - 06-07-2003
That was Damn funny.
- Suzie - 06-07-2003
One last haiku before I go out. The following is Gonzo's train of thought when a toothless Asian boy is loitering in the PLayStation aisle:
Pick a fucking game
And get out of my store quick
Before I rape you.
- Arpikarhu - 06-07-2003
:rofl:
- Mad - 06-07-2003
Damn that's funny Suzie.
- GonzoStyle - 06-07-2003
Quote:The customer proceeds to the check out line. It looks like the customer had the nerve to be a member of a different Blockbuster branch. This is causing some type of checkout brainlock/technology meltdown. An ongoing phone discussion between Blockbuster branches ensues. It seems Gonzo is debating whose better Jay Z or Nas with the other blockbuster employee on the phone.
actually I dont give a fuck about the policy of cards from other stores, I just manually add them in. If there is a hold on the account I do call the other store and the frightening part is that I did discuss Nas with one of the employees on the phone today.
Crackhitler owns my heart for that picture, I am printing that up and bringing it to work.
- crack hitler - 06-07-2003
:loveya:
- Is Don on the phone? - 06-08-2003
Blockbuster shift done,
he drives through the brooklyn streets
plotting his revenge
- GonzoStyle - 06-08-2003
I drive to the nearest bodega for some mad dog.
- Arpikarhu - 06-08-2003
Quote:Blockbuster shift done,:lol:
he drives through the brooklyn streets
plotting his revenge
lots of good haiku so far. remember people, anything is good. pics poems, song parodies. whatever.
- drusilla - 06-08-2003
do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie last year?
- GonzoStyle - 06-08-2003
yeah, it's in the go fuck yourself and die section, thanks.
- drusilla - 06-08-2003
ohhhhhhh navy seals!
- criticslovesnatch - 06-08-2003
What would you recommend for a 12 year old who chronically wets his bed?
- Danked - 06-08-2003
Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday.