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- Lord Magus - 04-18-2002
"Your colon is MINE!!!"
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Michael Stipe
- Keyser Soze - 04-18-2002
I'm going to BORE you to death with my political views.
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Jack Nicholson
- Maynard - 04-18-2002
It looks like Grumpy's all bent out of shape now cause I talked about his mom. BOO FUCKING HOO!!!
Quote:Michael Stipe"Fuck with me and you'll end up like Andy Kaufmann."
A brain tumor
- Maynard - 04-18-2002
Quote:Jack Nicholson"I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
A brain tumor
- Spitfire - 04-18-2002
It's not a tumor.
Andrew WK
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
Quote:Jack NicholsonYou're about to be an easy rider in an ambulance.
Huggy Bear (Starsky and Hutch)
- Keyser Soze - 04-18-2002
Quote:Andrew W.K.
I love to give as well as receive, even when "her friend" is over, but right now you are going to receive the torture of listening to my crappy 80's throwback music in a locked room for 18 hours.
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David Lee Roth
Edited By Keyser Soze on April 18 2002 at 2:55
- Lord Magus - 04-18-2002
Quote:David lee Roth"Yo, David, you may be a Jigalo, but I Ain't Talkin' Bout love bitch! Prepare to suffer Glam boy!!"
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Wesley Snipes
- Grumpy - 04-18-2002
Van Halen aint shit without me, and neither are you!
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Maymay's pet dogs (i'm not mad maymay, i'm just pickin on you cuz it's your turn in the barrel again)
- Maynard - 04-18-2002
When did I ever leave the barrel fidget?
Quote:Wesley Snipes"Come 1600, I'm gonna murder your ass darkie!"
J-Lo
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
Quote:Wesley SnipesAt least no one will notice your black eyes.
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Irish Alkey
- Keyser Soze - 04-18-2002
Quote:Wesley Snipes
Always bet on black, or in your case bet on being black and blue when i'm done pummeling you.
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Johnny "Wad" Holmes
- Keyser Soze - 04-18-2002
Quote:Irish Alkey
I'm gonna slap you with my shelle bink clap.
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Andrew Dice Clay
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
Dice
I am gonna drop ya faster than MTV
high school principal
- Grumpy - 04-18-2002
I'm ova here, your ova deh. my boot is up ya ass....look what I did to you....again!
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Jim Belushi in tights
- Metalfan - 04-18-2002
How bout I clap them erasers on your fucking skull....
lunch lady
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
Quote:lunch ladyI'll give ya more lumps than your mashed potatos.
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Soccer Mom
- Metalfan - 04-18-2002
Fuck with my minivan, will ya!!!!
fast food employee
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
Quote:fast food employeeWould you like an apple pie with this ass kicking?
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Barney
- BeckyDC - 04-18-2002
[ass kicking]
"I'll fuck you till your brain bleeds" - no comment
Edited By BeckyDC on April 18 2002 at 3:23