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- LyricalGomez - 03-13-2003
Quote:I am indeed, missionary all the way right
No
Missionary is for bored housewives from Utah whose only purpose is the be a baby making machine
- Hey Ladi - 03-13-2003
Quote:No
you're not giving me much to work with here :disappointed:
how can we have a proper name calling if you don't keep up your end
speaking of keeping it up ... 5 mins tops
- LyricalGomez - 03-13-2003
Quote:speaking of keeping it up ... 5 mins tops
Please, even Sting envies my amazing stamina
Quote:you're not giving me much to work with here
how can we have a proper name calling if you don't keep up your end
I'll try harder next time :-)
- Hey Ladi - 03-13-2003
Quote:Please, even Sting envies my amazing stamina"I got mine, forget her" is something speedy men tell themselves so they can sleep at night
Quote:I'll try harder next timeWELL!!!! whip it out :disappointed:
- LyricalGomez - 03-13-2003
Quote:"I got mine, forget her" is something speedy men tell themselves so they can sleep at night
Yes, they are also the type who don't have long term relationships, unlike my fantastic record of 2 relationships that both lasted a total of nearly 5 years
Quote:WELL!!!! whip it out :disappointed:
You tell me to whip it out and are disappointed
I'm going to go cry now, I hope you're happy
- Hey Ladi - 03-13-2003
ewww, now you break out relationships ... DOOOOD you suck at this
5 yrs .... but you're like 20, right
HS doesn't count, did you give her your pin & go steady too
- LyricalGomez - 03-13-2003
Quote:HS doesn't count
It does if you don't go to the same school
Quote:ewww, now you break out relationships ... DOOOOD you suck at this
I was merely pointing out that I am such a stud that I kept 2 women around for years, it's scary really
Quote:did you give her your pin & go steady too
Yes :-(
- Hey Ladi - 03-13-2003
Quote:It does if you don't go to the same schoolCanada right
Quote:such a stud that I kept 2 women around for yearswhere to begin ...
dood, 2 does not make a stud
years ... that just means you were whipped into thinking the first cooze that comes running up is the one to go with
- Arpikarhu - 03-13-2003
Quote:I don't leave because of spineless, little dorks who find themselves to be god's gift to comedy, I've seen to many of them, all of them are the same, all talk with nothing to back up, they are the nameless nobodies who slink through life because nobody takes them seriously. Don't even try and deny it, or wait, no you'd quote that, say I saw through you and post the rolleyes emoticon right? Such brilliance and originality is rarely seen these days. You're a nobody to me, someone who makes the time during phone calls from clients slightly more entertaining with his little tirades.i didnt read this.
- LyricalGomez - 03-13-2003
Quote:Canada right
No
Quote:dood, 2 does not make a stud
years ... that just means you were whipped into thinking the first cooze that comes running up is the one to go with
I had them wrapped around my little finger, when I said suck they asked HOW LONG
- Hey Ladi - 03-13-2003
Quote:I had them wrapped around my little finger,memory lasp ... you thought it was your little finger, but it was really your little buddy
Quote:when I said suck they asked HOW LONGthey had to catch it on the fly, as soon as they touched it you shot off
- LyricalGomez - 03-13-2003
Quote:they had to catch it on the fly, as soon as they touched it you shot off
I now see your little plan, you are so infatuated with me you hope in a fit of rage I will come and give you the ultimate night of pleasure
I'm not falling for it missy
- Hey Ladi - 03-13-2003
Quote:ultimate night of pleasurethere's a 3 position minimum, I'll send you a book so you can study up first
Quote:I'm not falling for it missythanks Grandpa Joe, should I go milk the cows now
- LyricalGomez - 03-13-2003
Quote:there's a 3 position minimum, I'll send you a book so you can study up first
I wrote that book, so there is no need, you would be worn out from pleasure after the first hour and would be begging me to stop
Quote:thanks Grandpa Joe, should I go milk the cows now
Into roleplaying huh?
- Hey Ladi - 03-13-2003
Quote:you would be worn out from pleasure after the first hour and would be begging me to stop
aaaaaaaaaahhahahahaah you're killing me ..... "pleasure"
what are you gonna do ride in on a white horse, sprinkle flower petals on the bed & and try to brush my hair first
- LyricalGomez - 03-13-2003
If that's your thing then sure
I aim to please
- Hey Ladi - 03-13-2003
this is going nowhere :disappointed: you just accept the insults like a good little lap dog, show some bite man!
I think my brain is bleeding
Quote:I aim to pleasekiss my ass ...... no really :moonie:
- LyricalGomez - 03-13-2003
Quote:this is going nowhere you just accept the insults like a good little lap dog, show some bite man!
More fantasies? I retract my previous statement, you might last an hour and a half
Quote:kiss my ass ...... no really
Your legs were quivering with anticipation when you typed this, weren't they?
- Hey Ladi - 03-13-2003
Quote:quivering with anticipationdry heaving with disgust?
- LyricalGomez - 03-13-2003
Quote:dry heaving with disgust?
I bet your underwear is steaming right now as thoughts of me are dancing through your head
Your obsession with me is flattering, really.