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- DGW - 03-13-2003
Quote:don't you mean soul?i sold that a long time ago
This is like that episode of Star Trek with the parrellel universe where everything is exactly the same except everyones on heroin
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- Danked - 03-13-2003
You can't take something off the Internet! It's like taking pee out of a swimming pool.
- DGW - 03-13-2003
Duct tape was invented a long time before you were born by somebody really smart.
- Danked - 03-13-2003
Jimmy James: It's like I'm under siege, like that movie.
Dave: Under Siege?
Jimmy James: No...
Dave: Under Siege 2?
Jimmy James: No...
Dave: Under Siege 3?
Jimmy James: That's the one.
Lisa: I don't think they made Under Siege 3.
- DGW - 03-13-2003
It’s a good thing you didn't set yourself on fire or else we'd both be in trouble.
- Danked - 03-13-2003
Dave: Guess how many pieces of gum Beth chewed last year.
Lisa: Seven hundred and fifty.
Dave: One.
- Arpikarhu - 03-13-2003
Is it getting chilly in here, or are you wearing an anatomically correct bra?
- DGW - 03-13-2003
I was recently fired from my job. I don't blame my supervisor or my coworkers. Even though they were all a bunch of jerks and liars who claimed I was hostile.
- Suzie - 03-13-2003
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You sir, are a salute to your profession. A towering figure in the food service pantheon. Kudos to you. And kudos again!
- Arpikarhu - 03-13-2003
You just threw up in the punch bowl we all share and now you expect us to believe it's Alphabet Soup?
- DGW - 03-13-2003
Quote:(Page 4 has 2 repeats!)do i get spanked for that?
- Arpikarhu - 03-13-2003
Let me say to you what I told my brother last Thanksgiving, 'Give me my money back!
- Keyser Soze - 03-13-2003
This is a two-part question. 1. What does Lisa look like naked? And 2. What does Lisa feel like naked?
- Arpikarhu - 03-13-2003
You got what you wanted from Dave, right? Then you snapped your legs shut like a well-oiled beartrap!
- Suzie - 03-13-2003
Why does everyone think I'm some kind of..... office supply whore?
- Danked - 03-13-2003
You poor misguided Canadian bastard.
- Suzie - 03-13-2003
Are you challenging my Constitutional right to make naked phone calls?
- Danked - 03-13-2003
Bill! I'm fixin' for another homoerotic adventure on the big muddy!
- Danked - 03-13-2003
There are so few NewsRadio episodes on Kazaa. :disappointed:
- Suzie - 03-13-2003
You can borrow from my library sometime.