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- Hoon - 08-07-2003
IrishAlkey Wrote:Fag.Clit nibbler
- IrishAlkey - 08-07-2003
Yes, I'm straight.
You're gonna' make me cry.
- Hoon - 08-07-2003
diceisgod Wrote:You're just not gonna fit in around here then.Now that made me laugh.
You should watch and learn from Dice, Alkey.
- Silera - 08-07-2003
Either this Hoon character is a complete idiot, or he plays one on TV.
- IrishAlkey - 08-07-2003
Be quiet.
He's sending you checks.
- Hoon - 08-07-2003
I'd play the role of your husband on tv...
But children turn me off and and I can't bring myself to choke you in front of them.
- Silera - 08-07-2003
Decipher that please.
- diceisgod - 08-07-2003
I think it means he want to fuck you while wearing a Barney outfit.
- Hoon - 08-07-2003
How about I just choke you with a banjo string?
- Silera - 08-07-2003
Just finished jerking off to Deliverance?
- Hoon - 08-07-2003
Close.
I just finished practicing with my bluegrass band.
- Silera - 08-07-2003
That's what you call your balls, dick and asshole?
- Hoon - 08-07-2003
No...I call them 'weapons of mass destruction'
I'm in dealings with Libya now.
- IrishAlkey - 08-07-2003
I bet we couldn't find yours either.
- Hoon - 08-08-2003
Affirmative.
They would be buried deep inside 'the chick on the left'
- IrishAlkey - 08-08-2003
I don't think she likes you.
- Hoon - 08-08-2003
That's not what she wrote on my dirty windshield.
- IrishAlkey - 08-08-2003
I bet Jack would think that was a zinger.
- Hoon - 08-08-2003
Ahhh..
But your signature pic probes unexplored areas of comedy.