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- crx girl - 03-16-2005
i work on saturdays, but i would like to see silera, it's been a long time. if someone can guarentee me a ride back to the city i could possibly make it. i won't be crossing any body parts.
- OAS - 03-16-2005
Quote:i won't be crossing any body partsTrish is putting out if she gets a ride.
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- crx girl - 03-16-2005
of course i was referring to my fingers
- OAS - 03-16-2005
Oh of course.
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- crx girl - 03-16-2005
perv
- OAS - 03-16-2005
Thank you!
- Goatweed - 03-16-2005
hey I stalk Trish now, you missed your chance old man!
- OAS - 03-16-2005
Goat, she needs a ride for the party. Get her into your soft leather reclining bucket seats and your in dude.
- Goatweed - 03-16-2005
we wont be going to Alkey's party then (not till later anyway)
- OAS - 03-16-2005
Don't forget your Barry White CD's. Between Barry, that wacky weed stuff you kids like so much and those reclining buckets, you and Trish will be celebrating the arrival of spring in style.
- Goatweed - 03-16-2005
I think the weed will suffice - I don't dig Barry White.
- OAS - 03-16-2005
Oh you young'ns never cease to amaze me. IT's NOT ABOUT YOU! Barry losens her up. He gets her all starry eyed. Do you think by simply splashing on a dash of Sure Fuck and smoking a litte whacky backy that you are going to get lucky? Trish is much more demanding than that.
- Goatweed - 03-16-2005
my charm will be all that's needed, the weed will just be insurance (or dessert)
- Gooch - 03-16-2005
OAS wants to send you his Johnny Mathis records, as backup.
- OAS - 03-16-2005
Quote:OAS wants to send you his Johnny Mathis records, as backup.Only as a Break Glass in Case of an Emergency situation. If Johnny or Frank dosen't get it done for him, he's not getting any.
- Goatweed - 03-17-2005
I think Chloroform would be much more effective than Johnny Mathis - and less painful on my ears.
- Danked - 03-17-2005
Why not just club her over the head at the party and we'll all have a go at her?
- Goatweed - 03-17-2005
that would work to - as long as I could go first, or course.
- Danked - 03-17-2005
We'll romance the shit out of her.
- crx girl - 03-17-2005
you could probably just provide a modest amount of vodka and all will be good. you're putting far too much thought into all of this