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- Grumpy - 04-18-2002
hey boys and girls - can you spell A-S-S-K-I-C-K-I-N-G?
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Ken's sister after a weekly gangbang and the check bounces
- Ken'sPen - 04-18-2002
(Vos laughs at how old your material is)
- Grumpy - 04-18-2002
Wanna see my car? l'll smack you with a dryer door first.
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maymay while in cell one sitting in his own feces
- IkeaBoy - 04-18-2002
Quote:maymay while in cell one sitting in his own fecesBefore Private Pyle died he said "I am in a world of shit," *light cigarette and pace a bit* well, you're half way there.
The people who thought that having people saying about their office Lotto pools was a good idea.
Edited By IkeaBoy on April 18 2002 at 4:47
- Grumpy - 04-18-2002
when I get back to my office and figure out what the fuck ikea's last line means, I'm gonna kick his ass. WTF?
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Ikeaboy smoking the crackpipe after a day in class.
- IkeaBoy - 04-18-2002
Dylan and Eric were slow and weak. I'm fast and strong and more powerful than those two peons, those two pathetic pawns could ever hope to be.
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The advertising executives for LOTTO whose new LOTTO advertising strategy is to have stupid people discussing buying a LOTTO ticket with the rest of the people in their office.
- Lord Magus - 04-18-2002
(sorry ikea, can't think of ANYTHING for yours)
Quote:Ikeaboy smoking the crackpipe after a day in class."Ikea, did you get today's updated lineup? Tonight at 6 it's the Simpsons, at 7 they're showing 2 episodes of Family guy, and right now there's a special presentation of me giving you a BEAT DOWN!!"
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Stewie (the baby from Family Guy)
- Grumpy - 04-19-2002
if they cancel my show, i'm gonna shit in my diaper and wipe your face in it.
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Homer simpson walks in on Mo bangin Marge while she's tied in a harness, wearing a leather mask and gag ball. (okay - so I revealed one of my sexual fantasies, so what?)
- Ken'sPen - 04-19-2002
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I like this game, except when Grumpy plays.......
ignore his.....
start over
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fight with Robert Blake
- Keyser Soze - 04-19-2002
I'm gonna take you to a hole in the wall italian restaurant and then i'm gonna put a hole in your head.
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Daffy Duck
Edited By Keyser Soze on April 19 2002 at 11:02
- Lord Magus - 04-19-2002
"Rabbit Season, Duck Season... who cares" SMACK!
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About to club Charlie Daniels over the head with his Violin
- GonzoStyle - 04-19-2002
"I slept with alkey, trust me you don't want me bleeding on you."
- Ken'sPen - 04-19-2002
Quote:About to club Charlie Daniels over the head with his Violin
Here's the second hit you've been waiting for.
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fight with a Jehova's Witness
Edited By Ken'sPen on April 19 2002 at 1:41
- DGW - 04-19-2002
Quote:fight with a Jehova's WitnessWatchtower???? How bout you watch deez knuckles.
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Maynard in a fight with his razor
- Keyser Soze - 04-19-2002
USE ME ALREADY YOU HIPPIE FAGG0T!!!
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Dana Dillon
- Ken'sPen - 04-19-2002
Allow me to give you a legitimate medical condition
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grumpy
- DGW - 04-19-2002
If I ever get to the top of this stool I'll kick you straight in the knee!
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Ladi arguing over the price of her super absorbant pads.
- Grumpy - 04-19-2002
Lunapads dont even cost that much. How about I stuff my fist up your ass and REALLY give you toxic shock syndrome.
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Sean after a few beers in a bar with KidA
- IkeaBoy - 04-19-2002
It's getting dark in here, isn't it. (and the K1d kills self)
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Froy
- Ken'sPen - 04-19-2002
Quote:FroyDon't worry, Anthony will like the way the fat lip feels on his ass.
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getting ripped off by a NY cabbie.