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- Grumpy - 04-19-2002
I'll stuff my turban up your ass and you'll like it.
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Ladi and Luna arguing over midget schlong.
- Lord Magus - 04-19-2002
"We can either screw Grumpy or beat the shit out of each other. I vote we beat the shit out of each other, at least that would be fun"
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About to kick Jim Bruer's ass at a softball game
- Grumpy - 04-19-2002
nice head deek.now shove the bat up your ass and go away
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Magoo drunk at a gay club (again)
- Ken'sPen - 04-19-2002
You're about to go down, but not in the way you want to.
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Sluggo, after he sells ya a bag of seeds and stems
- Keyser Soze - 04-19-2002
Maynard doesn't know the difference between good stuff and commercial stuff, so why should you, jacktool?
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Lisa Left Eye Lopez
- DGW - 04-19-2002
Talk a little more shit and I'll fire bomb yo house nigga!
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FN and Sluggo fighting over shake.
- IkeaBoy - 04-19-2002
This shake is a delicous blend of various fruits and I believe a bit of lemon sorbet and you're a fool if you think I'll give up my posession of this tasty beverage.
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Mark Hammil
- Lord Magus - 04-20-2002
Quote:fighting over shake(I think GW meant a DIFFERENT kind of shake there Ikea)
Quote:Mark HammilI'll give you a reason to whine you farmboy piece of SHIT!!
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Max Headroom
- IkeaBoy - 04-20-2002
Quote:Max HeadroomI'll give you more headroom when I chop you're stuttering blcok right off cocksucker.
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Emperor Hirohito
- GonzoStyle - 04-20-2002
Americans are pussies they'd never fight back...
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Magus & Slash fighting over faceman.
- Ken'sPen - 04-22-2002
Our fight reminds me of a song. I will mail you the lyrics, then kick your ass.
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Mister Rogers.
- Grumpy - 04-22-2002
Can you spell A-S-S-B-E-A-T-I-N-G? I know ya can! Give it a try!
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Arpi - after he realizes that Bubba's check bounced and he's just been raped
- Metalfan - 04-22-2002
Wouldn't you rather fuck Maymay than kick my ass???
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Spitfire
- Luna - 04-22-2002
Polish my Table
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Sluggo
- Grumpy - 04-22-2002
The weed or your ass, which one are you gonna give up?
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buttmunch getting refused to have his salad tossed
- DGW - 04-22-2002
What the fuck do you mean no strawberry jelly?
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Arpi in his first fight with Drew Henson
- Grumpy - 04-22-2002
if you hit me, I'll cry like the bitch that I am......
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DGW after a six pack of beer
- Ken'sPen - 04-22-2002
I love kicken ass after breakfast
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escaping Metal's basement
- Grumpy - 04-22-2002
fuckin chains and rats. There's no way you're lockin my ass up with Snuka down here.
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Ken on a date with his gay lover after 3 margaritas
- Metalfan - 04-22-2002
is it in yet???
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Ken's sister on a date, sober