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- Keyser Soze - 10-07-2005
i think we hit a nerve
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
lets get really sassy and write out a check for a lollipop.
- Goatweed - 10-07-2005
checks usually require 2 forms of ID - too much work.
- Mad - 10-07-2005
This one cunt had three items with a total of six bucks and change and she still wrote a fucking check. I wanted to grab her head, smash it through the glass plate windows and sever it as a warning against writing checks.
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
yeah and being the asshole who can't figure out how to enter his pin, then enters the wrong one 3 times is much better, asshole.
- Goatweed - 10-07-2005
I have never had a problem entering my PIN.
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
oral sex, keep on topic.
- Goatweed - 10-07-2005
I set that up nice for you, didn't I?
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
good one mr double entendre
- Goatweed - 10-07-2005
thanks!
- Mad - 10-07-2005
Can you write a check for a blow job?
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
thats something you can use a debit card for, that I understand.
But the hookers I know dont take checks.
- Goatweed - 10-07-2005
I'm sure the high-priced ones have that card scanner thing connected to a cell phone but would you really want a hooker showing up on your statement?
then again you could always say that you ate a lot of pizza that night...
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
replace pizza with pussy, then again is it ever proper to eat out a prostitute?
- Goatweed - 10-07-2005
I meant use it as an excuse to tell wifey when the statement come in, not literally pass on the snatch for a few slices of buffalo chicken pizza.
and no, eating out a hooker is just fucking disgusting.
- lush - 10-07-2005
I watched cathouse and the guy was eating her pussy, I find that to be the grossest thing ever. She is there to please you not vice versa.
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
thats one I never got either, I mean you really gotta love eating pussy I guess and got off on it, then again I dont understand foot fetishes but a bunch of people are into it. I just figure if you're that in need that you make the journey to see a hooker you'd just wanna bust a nut and thats that. Especially if you're going to a place as pricey as the bunny ranch, its almost like grand larceny for a guy to pay 3-5 grand an hour to please the chick he's paying, thats just mind numbingly wrong.
- lush - 10-07-2005
Even the hooker uses a condom while sucking your dick...or so I've seen.
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
actually most of the ones I saw on the show sucked dick without condoms. They would even remove the condoms if a guy pulled out and wanted her to continue blowing them after they fucked them a bit. Some did use condoms though but none of the dudes used dental dams or anything.
But in any case you don't touch any part of a hooker, well maybe the top of her head is ok unless it has lice but then you got bigger fish to fry if she can't keep her hair clean.
- Keyser Soze - 10-07-2005
i could never fuck a hooker. its not some moral thing, i just can't bring myself to pay for sex. and i sure as hell would not go down on a hooker, let alone not wear a condom.