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- Grumpy - 04-22-2002
No I didn't let you shit on me and you're not going to now!
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Metal's wife after he comes home late and drunk
- Metalfan - 04-22-2002
Quick, get out before he notices you here
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Buttmunch at a security checkpoint
- IkeaBoy - 04-22-2002
I'm gonna bust an Andy Capp on your ass
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Wealthy Dowager
- Metalfan - 04-22-2002
Hmmm...sleep with Ken or die....ok, go ahead and kill me now!!!
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Ikea when R&F don't read his instant feedback on air
- Grumpy - 04-22-2002
I'm da funney motherfuckers and sheeplover is a fag!
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Ladi after sobering up
- IkeaBoy - 04-22-2002
Quote:Ikea when R&F don't read his instant feedback on airFirst O&A reject me, now Ron and Fez do. What more do I have to live for? Must keep feedbacking, thinking of lame puns and obscure reference to give my pathetic existence some vague concept of meaning.
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Once again, The Wealthy Dowager
- Ken'sPen - 04-22-2002
Shut the fuck up and let me see the Dowager's Hump
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hockey player.
- IkeaBoy - 04-22-2002
where's emilio estevez to save you now?
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emilio estevez
- Grumpy - 04-22-2002
my brother IS NOT better looking so shut the fuck up
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Ikea living out his gay fantasies and getting turned down by Arpi
- DGW - 04-22-2002
You so said you'd do me if I did you first!
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Alkey and Ants fighting over what color condom to use
- Grumpy - 04-22-2002
i said pink so fuck you before I slap your other ear...
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Arpi after catching his mom naked with the mailman (AGAIN!)
- DGW - 04-22-2002
Daddy?!?!?!
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FN, realizing his cat just ate his stash.
- Metalfan - 04-22-2002
dammit dad...don't you ever work a full day?
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ken as forrest gump
- Grumpy - 04-22-2002
life is like a gay gang bang. ya never know what cock is gonna find your ass.....now bend over bitch
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Metal as forrest gump
- Metalfan - 04-22-2002
grumpy is as grumpy does
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forrest gump as grumpy
- Ken'sPen - 04-22-2002
Fuck you Bubba, enough with the fucking Shrimp Jokes, how'd you like a baby boot in yer ass?
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Ladi, getting harrased walking into Planned Parenthood.
- Grumpy - 04-22-2002
I like da short ones. We got short ones, long ones, fried ones, boiled one...I think I'll fry yo ass....
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Ken as forest gump
- Ken'sPen - 04-23-2002
New Day
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Old Jew collecting money outside a supermarket.
- Metalfan - 04-23-2002
Give me some money or I'll give you such a zetz, you little shit!!
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Sean Cold of the future....anywhere
- DGW - 04-23-2002
Say one more word about my tight pants motherfucker....Say it!!...say it!!
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Grumpy finding out he didn't make the cut for Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs do Manhatten