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- PollyannaFlower46 - 10-09-2002
Go to a trailer park, tell them at home your house doesn't move, you'll have all the pussy you can handle!
Either that or call a whore.
- OAS - 10-09-2002
Quote:find an easy inbred.They are easy to find. They have a tattoo on their thighs with an arrow pointing to their crotch that says Skeeter was here. If it's cold and they are wearing pants, the three eyes (all different colors) should tip you off.
- Hey Ladi - 10-09-2002
well then you might as well start sucking cock now :thumbs-up:
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 10-09-2002
Quote:well then you might as well start sucking cock nowYou know Jay Mohr came and did a show the summer before my first semester and some of the upper classmen I knew said that when he heard about the ratio here he said, "Fuck that, if I went to school here I'd give up on girls and start suckin cock. I mean I sure as Hell have the odds in my favor"
I think I'd rather be inexperienced than purchase a girl or go gay.
- OAS - 10-09-2002
Quote:I think I'd rather be inexperienced than purchase a girl or go gay.If you believe the first part, then you are the second part. But don't feel bad. Friday is National Comming Out Day.
- Hey Ladi - 10-09-2002
some find inexperience cute
2 Tired's new theme song is Lola
- Kim - 10-09-2002
Inexpierence isn't a bad thing...then you can teach them to do it the way you want it done :-D
- OAS - 10-09-2002
Or we could teach you the way you should have always had it done. ;-)
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 10-10-2002
Quote:teach them to do it the way you want it doneI just watch Chasing Amy last night and that scene in the club was great. Girls never give directions. If being inexperienced actually results in me makin the girl I'm with happy because I do what she likes I'm fine with that...
- Kim - 10-10-2002
You're going to make some girl very happy 2tired :-)
- GonzoStyle - 10-10-2002
I actually agree the problem with most women is:
They don't say anything, they don't give direction, or they don't even know how to get themselves off.
Don't give me the subtle hints thing, I know all of them. But a lot of women give you nothing to go on. I am not embarassed that I go down, nor that I will take direction from a woman, there is nothing wrong with it. But throw out something once in a while, maybe a left or right, something. Also learning a bit about anatomy points would be a big help for a lot of guys.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 10-11-2002
Do philipeno boys give good directions?
- Kim - 10-11-2002
Gonzo gave them up...too many headaches...he likes Galt now...no need for boys :-D
- DGW - 10-11-2002
Quote:Also learning a bit about anatomy points would be a big help for a lot of guys.Needledick?
- Noellevious - 10-11-2002
Owee.
- OAS - 10-11-2002
Quote:Also learning a bit about anatomy points would be a big help for a lot of guys.My cunsulting fees are reasonable.
- Sloatsburgh - 10-11-2002
Quote:Quote
Well why don't you girls fucking stretch before you ovulate.
What the fuck does that mean?
Stretch before you ovulate so you won't get cramps.
Galt, if it makes you want to vomit, then don't go down on her until this is all done.