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- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

don't you hate when you have the runs but you don't know yet and you sneeze then feel that warm gooey feeling in your underwear... that so fuckin blows cause it gets allover your balls and shit... well it is shit but I meant it like and stuff, like shit, ya know?

- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

oh man I totally feel you on that one, I had the same thing happen just now.

- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

hahahaha mister poopie pants

- Goatweed - 04-16-2005

drinkin' tonight, are we?

- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

So I had a few drinks!!!

- Goatweed - 04-16-2005

few? seems like more than "a few" This is almost Trish-like

- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

dude I totally fuckin did!

so anyway I had a poppy bagel for lunch and the poppy seeds always come back out like corn and it looks really weird when you're spraying the fuckin walls and little poppies are everywhere.

- Goatweed - 04-16-2005

those poppy seeds can make you fail a drug test - be careful with that shit!

- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

I passed my drug test 2 weeks ago

- The Jays - 04-16-2005

How was the verbal section?

- Goatweed - 04-16-2005

he SMOKED it!! get it?????

- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

it went like this

please go fill this and dont flush the toilet

ok

:I go pee:

ok, here you go

YOU DIDNT HAVE TO FILL IT ALL THE WAY TO THE BRIM OF THE CUP

woops

the end

- The Jays - 04-16-2005

at that point, you should have taken a sip, and then said, "there, now that's a bit more managable, aint it?"

- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

fuck thats brilliant!!!

- crx girl - 04-16-2005

Goatweed Wrote:few? seems like more than "a few" This is almost Trish-like
come on, i've been pretty good lately.

- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

I know you were all waiting to find out and I am happy to report I took a shit just now and it came out normal and seedless.

- Goatweed - 04-17-2005

seeds aren't normal?

- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-18-2005

The Jays Wrote:at that point, you should have taken a sip, and then said, "there, now that's a bit more managable, aint it?"
I want to see this as a scene in a movie or a tv show. I think it'd be classic.

- GonzoStyle - 04-18-2005

jays sometimes gets a good one in and reminds you why you chose him as your 2003 most improved poster.