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- Galt - 09-21-2005

I am never constipated and I never have diarahea (or very very very rarely)

The urge to shit hits me like a wave, and if I can't get to the bathroom within about a half hour then I have a bit of a stomach ache for about 10 minutes every 30-60 minutes until I can get to one (Ohhh, I was stuck in a car in South Africa driving up from Capepoint to Capetown for 3-4 hours in an insane amount of traffic and I was too afraid to stop anywhere besides my hotel for fear of getting killed -- I thought I was going to have a hernia) but I can normally get to one in a reasonable time so it's never a problem.

Then I go in, I sit down, and boom -- it all comes out at once. I don't have to sit there for 20 minutes as little pebblets trickle out. I don't have embarrassing ass mud that seeps out. I don't have to squeeze out one 2 foot log from my tiny anus.

From the time I sit down until when I have washed my hands is normally between 1-2 minutes.

And even more than that, 75% of the time I am taking a shit between 8:45-9:00AM

- Jack - 09-21-2005

Congratulations on your accomplishments.

- diceisgod - 09-21-2005

I used to be pretty efficient as well until the "problem" began.

- Mad - 09-21-2005

One bad side effect of the H, efficient shitting is the key to world peace.

- Arpikarhu - 09-21-2005

throughout the history of this board galt has talked about his bowel movements quite a few times. he has quite a preoccupation with his anus. sounds like a man who went through some toilet training trauma.

- HedCold - 09-21-2005

i usually have to go after eating. i'm like a baby

- Keyser Soze - 09-21-2005

i can't go right when i wake up, im not ready until im at work an hour later.

- Galt - 09-21-2005

yeah, me either. It takes an hour for everything to settle.

- crx girl - 09-21-2005

thanks for sharing.

- Goatweed - 09-21-2005

note to self : never call Galt between 8:45-9:00AM

- HedCold - 09-21-2005

if you sleep late do you wake up because you have to go between 845-9, or do you just take the same amount of time after you wake up no matter when it is?

- Galt - 09-21-2005

same amount of time. It takes about 1 1/2 hours

- Hawt Baux - 09-21-2005

HedCold Wrote:i usually have to go after eating. i'm like a baby
Same here.

I'd say anywhere between 5-10 minutes after.

- lush - 09-21-2005

I have a window, if it is not met, it goes away.

- Hawt Baux - 09-21-2005

I bet DIG's poop looks like chewed skoal.

- IrishAlkey - 09-21-2005

lush Wrote:I have a window, if it is not met, it goes away.
Shitting out a window is fun.

Especially if George lives next door...

- fbd - 09-21-2005

for some reason, whenever i go to the library here at school, i need to shit. its odd

- lush - 09-21-2005

Libraries are for the sole purpose of sleeping.

- Black Lazerus - 09-22-2005

i like the fact hat he is tempting us with his Small anus.

- diceisgod - 09-22-2005

what a fucking tease!