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- Galt - 10-23-2005
I see these movies where people go back in time, or get cloned or whatever and immediately recognize themselves.
I think that's bullshit. I honestly don't know what I look like. Like everyone else, I think pictures look nothing like me (I'm thinking it's because you see yourself in a mirror -- which is backwards), and I when I do look in the mirror, it's to groom, not to drink in my beauty.
So, being the case that if someone walked up to me and said "I'm you" either present-time me or from the future, in a Biff Tannen-like deal, I would need him to prove to me that he's me. Therefore, pretend you walk up to yourself and say "I'm you and I need to tell you something important", and present-day you says "prove you're me"
What would you say?
I would say...
..that I have had a little random tiny (1/2" long by about 1/10") black and red magnet with me for as long as I can remember. I have no idea where it came from, but I just remember it being on my floorboard as a kid, I kept it there growing up, and I've just always brought it with me whenever I moved. And I'm not even superstious. Nobody in the world knows this.
....I would mention how when I visited Pat Joyce's house when I was in high school, I stole is Rickey Henderson 1980 rookie card. I was probably 15
.....That for some reason when I was a kid, I always wished my name was "Dan", and when I met my Danny Kirby, who was the son of a friend of my father's, I didn't like him because he had my name. I think I was about 7.
- diceisgod - 10-23-2005
I'd tell myself about the time my mother told me to give my baby sister a bath and I filled the bathtub up with hot scolding water (it was about up to her knees) and put her in. She must have been 1 or 2 years old, at an age where she was just starting to be able to stand up. I was in kindergarten or 1st grade. So my sister starting shaking because it was so hot and she stood up to try to get up and I pushed back in. By then she was screaming pretty good and my mother ran up to see what was going on.
So I took a beating that night!
- Arpikarhu - 10-23-2005
i would remind myself of some of the horrid and depraved things i have thought about while masturbating. that would certainly get my attention!
- Hawt Baux - 10-23-2005
Or the time you snorted coke and took a stroke.
Whichever jogs your memory the quickest.
- Arpikarhu - 10-23-2005
i had stopped doing blow long before i had a stroke. do i need to create a timeline?
- Hawt Baux - 10-23-2005
I think you should.
The people demand a retrospective look in the life and times of Arpi
- GonzoStyle - 10-23-2005
I can't say cause what if it gets out and someone stops me on the street and says they are me and then tell me my secret.
- Hawt Baux - 10-23-2005
Ask a trick question.
- GonzoStyle - 10-23-2005
did you fuck grk?
- Goatweed - 10-23-2005
how is that a trick question? everyone knows the answer to that is yes!!
- GonzoStyle - 10-23-2005
YOU CALL THAT A POOL!
- Galt - 10-23-2005
worst thread ever
- GonzoStyle - 10-23-2005
the part about your magnet was cute.
- Goatweed - 10-24-2005
GonzoStyle Wrote:YOU CALL THAT A POOL!thank christ he didn't appraise any of my furniture!
- GonzoStyle - 10-24-2005
you're couch is heavenly, like sitting on a cloud.
- Goatweed - 10-24-2005
I need to get rid of it, or replace it at least - it's awful for my back.
- GonzoStyle - 10-24-2005
I'll take it!!!
- Goatweed - 10-24-2005
Im probably gonna move them to the basement, the boy is gonna eventually want a place to fuck hotties, seems like a perfect fit.
- GonzoStyle - 10-24-2005
hey dad meet hottiechik2020.
that's her name?
I dunno, I met her online.
- Goatweed - 10-24-2005
exactly.
hopefully she'll be from Toronto, too.