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Why does Keyser Suck? - Ken'sPen - 03-30-2006
In my opinion Keyser sucks because in his youth he was seen as good looking..... Much like a hot chick, being good looking stunts your development elsewhere...... Good looks make people be very forgiving of your other character flaws.....
My guess is a decent personality, sense of humor was never necessary for him... and so it didn't develop.
Perhaps if he made his face his avatar, we would forgive him for his miserable posts.... maybe that is why he plasters his pic up as often as he can.... why it has taken some people so long to see how bad he truly is.
But he is coming to a cross roads.....
his age will become what that 50 pounds was to Anna Nicole Smith....
it will lift the veiled curtain, and let everyone see the true him.....
and it won't be pretty....
My advise to him is to get hitched to the hottest chick he can find, ASAP.....
cause soon he will just be the over weight middle aged man, singing Kareoke and picking up the hottest drunk chick at last call.
- Keyser Soze - 03-30-2006
this is a very accurate description, well done.....however men age better than women, so you could be wrong.
- Danked - 03-30-2006
This consistent commentary on Keyser's level of suck sucks.
- Ken'sPen - 03-30-2006
short guidos never age well.
- Black Lazerus - 03-30-2006
Quote:My advise to him is to get hitched to the hottest chick he can find, ASAP.....this cuases him much pain cause that was the plan but he got so fat that she even left him
- Ken'sPen - 03-30-2006
Danked Wrote:This consistent commentary on Keyser's level of suck sucks.
I could turn my attention to smelly hippies.
- Keyser Soze - 03-30-2006
yes, because i'm such a guido.
- Ken'sPen - 03-30-2006
Keyser Soze Wrote:yes, because i'm such a guido.
this is just the type of post you should avoid....
it adds nothing....
It's not a witty retort,
It doesn't further the conversation...
it just floats out, like a lead balloon.
- Danked - 03-30-2006
Ken'sPen Wrote:And then you can beat that into the ground within a couple of days. This is why you're unmemorable when you're not around and a bore when you are.Danked Wrote:This consistent commentary on Keyser's level of suck sucks.
I could turn my attention to smelly hippies.
Hoon's a champ though. Thanks for inviting him.
- Keyser Soze - 03-30-2006
exactly
- Mad - 03-30-2006
Black Lazerus Wrote:Quote:My advise to him is to get hitched to the hottest chick he can find, ASAP.....this cuases him much pain cause that was the plan but he got so fat that she even left him
Talk about a TKO, nice.
- Luna - 03-30-2006
Ken'sPen Wrote:short guidos never age well.I wonder if he will go bald... I am sure his prostate will give out and he'll be sitting down to pee in no time.
- Keyser Soze - 03-30-2006
i'll keep you posted
- Ken'sPen - 03-30-2006
Danked Wrote:And then you can beat that into the ground within a couple of days. This is why you're unmemorable when you're not around and a bore when you are.
Hoon's a champ though. Thanks for inviting him.
danked..... your a guy who's always "just been here"...
Many of the people I like hold you in high esteem, so I guess there is something that I am missing in your posts....
but...
I don't really care much about your opinion of me....
since it seems to echo my feelings for you......
Gonzo, Gooch, Arpi, Hoon, Dig, Goat and even Galt are CDIH regulars whose opinion I care about (and my dear Luna of course)
now if/when they start telling me I suck.... I'll listen....
Heck even crx's flameout bothered me........
- Hawt Baux - 03-30-2006
I wonder how crx is doing.
- Luna - 03-30-2006
uhhh... excuse me, but I am the one who invited Hoon here.
- Keyser Soze - 03-30-2006
ken elicits more douche chills than anyone in recent message board memory.
- Black Lazerus - 03-30-2006
when the greats are mentioned i never make the list. thanks ken that really hurts.
- Luna - 03-30-2006
Black Lazerus Wrote:when the greats are mentioned i never make the list. thanks ken that really hurts.well I think you're great.
now, do you have a huge cock? is it true what they say about guys like you?
- Ken'sPen - 03-30-2006
We've never really bonded Laz.... sorry.