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+--- Thread: The official maynard dating thread (/showthread.php?tid=2920)
- Arpikarhu - 08-01-2002
now that my boy is single and on the prowl, we need to get him laid. i am sure that his moves are a little old and stale , so i figured we could help. if you could give him some tips or share your best pick-up moves i am sure he would be grateful.
If you could even set him up on a few dates that would be great!! lets get him back in the race. maybe he will post less if we get him out of the house
- Maynard - 08-01-2002
This is so true. :-(
Help me. Please. I'm sure OAS has a few dating tips up his sleeve.
- Corpsegrinder13 - 08-01-2002
This is probably the worst thread I have ever read. God damn post whore....
- Maynard - 08-01-2002
So I'm guessing Corpse has nothing. :disappointed:
- virgingrrl - 08-01-2002
holy shit...its corpse! hi!
and yes, maymay needs some ass.:moonie:
- Ken'sPen - 08-01-2002
Sure Maynard,
But I don't think you can keep up.
You gotta fill a room with hot teen girls and :fucking: and :blow:
all night long till they :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:
at least 10 times each
I don't know if you can do that,
I can,
that's why they all :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: me
Ken Sucks:disappointed:
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- Maynard - 08-01-2002
I've got my $2 VG! :lookatme:
- OAS - 08-01-2002
Anybody got any ideas how long Arpi and Ken will survive now that Corpse is here? Would I be generous in giving them a week. Arpi, want to start a poll?
- Arpikarhu - 08-01-2002
this is about maynerd, not me or ken. keep it on topic you old fart!
- virgingrrl - 08-01-2002
Quote:I've got my $2 VG!I'll cup your balls and lick the shaft then
- Maynard - 08-01-2002
Quote:at least 10 times eachDunno about 10 times, but I know I can make em :bouncer: 5 times. :-D
- Ken'sPen - 08-01-2002
Hey Maynard,
get some Sweats, some silver chains, and the big ear Pee Wee had.....
(what??? what????)
I hear that makes you irresistable.
- Metalfan - 08-01-2002
Quote:So I'm guessing Corpse has nothing.
Corpse has Mrs. Corpse.....remember May?
- virgingrrl - 08-01-2002
Quote:Dunno about 10 times, but I know I can make em 5 times.
such teh stud
- Corpsegrinder13 - 08-01-2002
god damn...you seriously want dating help from fucking misfits like us? Dude, log off and take a walk.
- Metalfan - 08-01-2002
Although, Corpse can probably get ya Gay Marco's phone number :rofl:
- Maynard - 08-01-2002
Quote:such teh stud:wilbur:
Quote:god damn...you seriously want dating help from fucking misfits like us? Dude, log off and take a walk.I see you lost your sarcasm sensor since you've been away....
- Corpsegrinder13 - 08-01-2002
Quote:Although, Corpse can probably get ya Gay Marco's phone number
I think you have me and Froy mixed up again you old fuck...
uicide:
- Corpsegrinder13 - 08-01-2002
Quote:I see you lost your sarcasm sensor since you've been away....
Actually no...just have a much lower tolerance for bullshit now.:burnfucker:
- Ken'sPen - 08-01-2002
Hmmmmm Corpse,
we have an opening for an angry meat flap obsessed poster.......
any interest?