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+--- Thread: I have blue balls - Please help me (/showthread.php?tid=3061)
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- Ken'sPen - 08-08-2002
Quote:GonzoStyle
I AM THE BALLS TO KENS COCK.
My Balls seem oh so blue......
can anyone help to make them happy again?
- Hey Ladi - 08-08-2002
Intorduce them to Mr Hand
- Metalfan - 08-08-2002
Aren't racquetballs blue?
- Hey Ladi - 08-08-2002
Ken has prostetic balls!! :bouncer:
- Ken'sPen - 08-08-2002
This is a serious problem,
you people aren't helping.....
- Galt - 08-08-2002
find a wet spot.
- Corpsegrinder13 - 08-08-2002
Pocket pool is your answer...
- Ken'sPen - 08-08-2002
I think you are all missing the point of my thead.....
but pocket pool IS always fun.
- Hey Ladi - 08-08-2002
We did a pointing thread already
- DGW - 08-08-2002
So it's official that you're a dick?
- Ken'sPen - 08-08-2002
NOOOOOOOO
I am a cock,
and Gonzo is my balls,
and my balls are blue,
I try to play with them,
but nothing seems to make them happy.
poooooor Gonzo.
- Corpsegrinder13 - 08-08-2002
Quote:I think you are all missing the point of my thead.....
your threads have points??? HOLY SHIT!!!! Who'd have known!!
- Hey Ladi - 08-08-2002
Call VG, she can cup him, he really wants a piece of that anyway :thumbs-up:
- Ken'sPen - 08-08-2002
well there goes another paycheck
two bucks at a time.
- Hey Ladi - 08-08-2002
Yes, but you won't need to disinfect your own hand afterwards.
- Ken'sPen - 08-08-2002
:crackhead:
that explains your massive vibrator collection huh?
- PollyannaFlower46 - 08-08-2002
Ken, go to Dunkin Doughnuts, buy a jelly doughnut, and f' it.....it will be kinda warm and gooey inside so you can pretend its a real woman....granted she'll be on the rag....but a woman nonetheless.
- Ken'sPen - 08-08-2002
POLLY,
PLEASE,
this is not about me getting laid,
rather my morose friend Gonzo!!!
he needs to be cheered up.
But I think I will get a boston cream,
so when I am done it will seem like "she" REALLY enjoyed it.
- Hey Ladi - 08-08-2002
Quote:that explains your massive vibrator collection huh?No, it means men can't vibrate & circle & all that, at the same time. :thumbs-up: Don't feel inadequate.... I'll let you wash it when I'm done.
- Ken'sPen - 08-08-2002
And ladi by suggesting you had a massive collection I did not mean to imply that you have a large number of vibrators and dildos....
just that the ones you have are massive.