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- Galt - 08-23-2002
I shall be engaging in mutually consentual heterosexual penis-vaginal intercourse with a real-live adult (non-prostitute) non-retard, non-drug addicted female human tonight
As much as it may surprise, I have, at 27 years old, already "gone all the way" with multiple females prior to tonight.
However, this will be the first time that I "hump" this specific girl.
What shall I do to make a good impression? i.e. I've been told that girls like it if you punch them in the ribs as you are cumming.
What should I avoid doing if I would like the opportunity to do sex to her again?
Edited By Galt on Aug. 23 2002 at 6:17
- The Sleeper - 08-23-2002
please keep a running diary and post it afterwards. thanks.
- AdolescentMasturbator - 08-23-2002
Make sure to get all your cum in her hair. They love that.
- GonzoStyle - 08-23-2002
Galt is so cute when he tries to prove himself worthy to others.
- HedCold - 08-23-2002
hide your stash of kiddie porn
- GonzoStyle - 08-23-2002
Mine?
- PatCooper - 08-23-2002
Your mom isn't gonna put up a fight eh?
- The Sleeper - 08-23-2002
Quote:hide your stash of kiddie porncmon, her seeing that would be at least a 9.7 on the UCR.
- HedCold - 08-23-2002
Quote:Mine?
well, unless you loaned some of yours to galt
Quote:cmon, her seeing that would be at least a 9.7 on the UCRthat would make for an interesting read later on
- Galt - 08-23-2002
Quote:Your mom isn't gonna put up a fight eh?
DAMMIT! I thought I had preemptively excluded all avenues in which you may question the merits of my sexual encounter.
I forgot to say that she wasn't related to me. (She's also not retarded, in a coma, hooked on drugs, or a dirty minority)
- Danked - 08-23-2002
Ah.... so she's inflatable.
- HedCold - 08-23-2002
i bet she's a yankee fan
- PatCooper - 08-23-2002
Does she have a hairy back and a penis?
- GonzoStyle - 08-23-2002
So you are finally giving in and dating a black chick, dude might as well go straight to beastiality.
- Galt - 08-23-2002
While she does not have a penis, she did used to have a clit ring.
I also think she might have something busted up going on down south. While feeling around to get the fingers in there, I felt some extra roast beef (or meat flaps as it were), and so I think she may need a labiaplasty (labiaectomy??)
- PatCooper - 08-23-2002
What you felt down there is called Foreskin my friend.
- Galt - 08-23-2002
If it was, then she has a really wide urethra
- GonzoStyle - 08-23-2002
It was the "scar"
- Galt - 08-23-2002
This thread has not been as helpful as I had hoped.
- GonzoStyle - 08-23-2002
Replace "this thread" with "your dick" and that's what you'll be hearing by the end of the night.