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- Keyser Soze - 09-07-2002
Come on you fuckers, get sloppy drunk and have yourselves a little Keyser lounge act down at the Bulkhead in Keyport, NJ tonight. Yeah its in fucking Jersey, its not gonna kill you to take a ride down the parkway. Come on, you know you wanna. I'll buy each one of you fuckers who show a drink. Heres the details....
The Bulkhead
59 W.Front St.
Keyport, NJ
732-335-8717 for directions
From New York....
Take Turnpike South to Exit 11 for Garden State Parkway to Exit 117 on the Garden State Parkway, bear left off the exit towards Route 36, approx. 3 lights down make left onto Front Street take it all the way down to the water and bear left, Bulkhead is on your left.
From Jersey...
Exit 117 on the Garden State Parkway, bear left off the exit towards Route 36, approx. 3 lights down make left onto Front Street take it all the way down to the water and bear left, Bulkhead is on your left.
- Jack - 09-07-2002
:disappointed:
- Sean Cold - 09-07-2002
Keyser, you are lucky that Jack is here. Not only is this thread shameless, but, due to the fact that Arpi is dwelling in the cell, it might have pulled off being replyless as well.
- Jack - 09-07-2002
This Thread Sucks?
- AdolescentMasturbator - 09-07-2002
Yeah sure I'll be there, brother joe.
- fbd - 09-07-2002
just once, i want to go on a message board and see a plug for a boad member's band that plays origional music
- The Sleeper - 09-08-2002
Quote:just once, i want to go on a message board and see a plug for a boad member's band that plays origional musicAHEM!
- fbd - 09-08-2002
yes, i know its your band, but i didnt see you plugging any gigs at some bar i've never heard of
and give me back my fucking record player
- The Sleeper - 09-08-2002
Quote:yes, i know its your band, but i didnt see you plugging any gigs at some bar i've never heard ofwe play Bar 9 every monday, but the gigs get overshadowed by the legendary brother joe and his hilarious parodies and dead-on cover songs.
- HedCold - 09-08-2002
if project pseudo ever covers the song 'cunt' i am so there
- crx girl - 09-08-2002
oops, we went to the wrong place :-p
- SLASH - 09-08-2002
Brother Hoe, this ones for you...
<center>Talkin' Seattle Grunge Rock Blues
Hey, hey, my, my
Rock n' roll will never die
Just hang your hair down in your eyes
You'll make a million dollars
Well, I was in this band goin' nowhere fast
We sent out demos but everybody passed
So one day we finally took the plunge
Moved out to Seattle to play some grunge
Washington state that is...
Space needle, Eddie Vedder
Mudhoney
Now to fit in fast we wear flannel shirts
We turn our amps up until it hurts
We've got bad attitudes and what's more
When we play we stare straight down at the floor
Woweee! Pretty scary
How pensive
How totally alternative
Now to fit in on the Seattle scene
You've got to do something they ain't never seen
So thinkin' up a gimmick one day
We decided to be the only band that wouldn't play a note
Under any circumstances
Silence...
Music's original alternative
Root's grunge
Well we spread the word through the underground
That we were the hottest new thing in town
The record guy came out to see us one day
And just like always we didn't play
It knocked him out
He said he loved our work
He said he loved our work, but he wasn't sure if he could
Sell a record with nothing on it
I said tell 'em we're from Seattle
He advanced us two and half million dollars
Hey, hey, my, my
Rock n' roll will never die
Hang your hair down in your eyes
You'll make a million dollars
Well they made us do a video but that wasn't tough
'Cause we just filmed ourselves smashing stuff
It's kind of weird 'cause there was no music
But MTV said they'd love to use it
The kids went wild, the kids went nuts
Rolling Stone gave us a five star review
Said we played with guts
We're scoring chicks, taking drugs
Then we got asked to play MTV Unplugged
You should have seen it
We went right out there and refused to do acoustical versions
of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place
Then we smashed our shit
Well we blew 'em away at the Grammys show
By refusing to play and refusing to go
And then just when we thought fame would last forever
Along come this band that wasn't even together
Now that's alternative
Now that's alternative to alternative
I feel stupid...and contagious
Well our band got dropped and that ain't funny
'Cause we're all hooked on drugs but we're outta money
So the other day I called up the band
I said boys I've taken all I can
Shave off your goatees, pack the van
We're going back to Athens...</center>
- Keyser Soze - 09-09-2002
i'm gonna use that as a blueprint for my budding musical career.
- Arthur Dent - 09-09-2002
Quote:we play Bar 9 every monday
Hmmm...I was starting to wonder if CDIH needed a regular weeknight the way the old board had/has Bro Joe Tuesdays...
- Keyser Soze - 09-09-2002
the show was actually a huge success, we should be playing hoboken alot more often which should be alot more convienient for most of the folks here.