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- Arthur Dent - 09-26-2002
Little game. Right a fortune cookie message for another board member. Bonus points if it's funnier when you add "in bed" to it. Minus points if it's ONLY funny when you ad "in bed" to it.
CRX:
<div align="center">There's a huge bowl in your future
take it to table 3.</div>
- Galt - 09-26-2002
Vagina Lips
- Maynard - 09-26-2002
Can I just steal an old one?
Gonzo:
Man with hand in pants, feel cocky all day.
- Zootybang - 09-26-2002
He who go to bed with Itchy ass wake up with stinky finger.
- Arthur Dent - 09-26-2002
Galt:
<div align="center">Your investments have matured more than you have.</div>
Maynard:
<div align="center">If wife only take half, why you left with hole?</div>
Sean:
<div align="center">Felt duckie when fuckie, now she make you all grumpie.</div>
Edited By Arthur Dent on Sep. 26 2002 at 5:28
- Arpikarhu - 09-26-2002
no read you lucky, cause this thread is sucky
- Keyser Soze - 09-26-2002
when brain starts to seize, lay down
- GonzoStyle - 09-27-2002
he who jerks off into cash register, will come into money.
- LyricalGomez - 09-27-2002
You have such a way with words
- PollyannaFlower46 - 09-27-2002
That's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
- DoughBoy - 09-27-2002
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
- DGW - 09-27-2002
you are as stale as this cookie.
- OAS - 09-27-2002
To Ladi -
Confucious say - "Lady who bend over and touch toes, quickly realizes it is year of the snake", in bed.