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+--- Thread: Top 5 jews of all time? (/showthread.php?tid=3753)
- The Sleeper - 10-12-2002
List em. I'll post mine later.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 10-12-2002
1. me
2. gonzo
3. ron jeremy
- JerseyThunder - 10-12-2002
Do half or quarter jews count too?
- The Sleeper - 10-12-2002
Quote:Do half or quarter jews count too?no because then I'd be #1 on everyone's list. It wouldn't be fair.
Quote:1. meyou a math major?
2. gonzo
3. ron jeremy
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- HollywoodJewMoses - 10-12-2002
no, we are the only 3 great jews of all time, sorry
- The Sleeper - 10-12-2002
good point, but i said top 5 jews of all time, not list 5 great jews, cause that would just be silly.
- JerseyThunder - 10-12-2002
1. Albert Enstein
2.(tie) William Shatner
2(tie) Gonzy
4(tie) Moe
4(tie) Larry
4(tie) Curly
- crx girl - 10-12-2002
that's 6
- The Sleeper - 10-12-2002
you people are geniuses. really.
- Arpikarhu - 10-12-2002
1. me
2. william shatner
3. henry kissinger
4. sammy davis jr
5. my cat
- The Sleeper - 10-12-2002
looks like arpi's masters degree payed off. ok here's mine:
1) sandy koufax
2) jerry seinfeld
3) the hasidic guy in "pi"
4) #4590234 at Auschwitz
5) arpi's cat
- Arpikarhu - 10-12-2002
at least we agree on the cat.
- The Sleeper - 10-12-2002
Anyone who doesn't think your cat is the 5th best jew of all time is out of his mind.
- Arpikarhu - 10-12-2002
you said it brother!
- JerseyThunder - 10-12-2002
Quote:4) #4590234 at Auschwitz:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
- ClusterF@#$ - 10-12-2002
#1 mac daddy of all jews......
JESUS!!!!
I don't know any more jews except Rich Vos and some kid from grammar school who's barmitzvah i went to..... but they are certainly not in the top 10. I'm sure there are cooler jews around.
- JerseyThunder - 10-12-2002
Quote:JESUS!!!!
Yea, but didn't he convert?
- GonzoStyle - 10-12-2002
5? fuck that, I can barely narrow it down to 20.
Top 10 jews, besides jesus and moses.
1. Steven Spielberg
2. Albert Einstein
3. Meyer Lansky
4. Kirk Douglas
5. Bob Dylan
6. Dustin Hoffmann
7. Harvey Keitel
8. Adam Sandler
9. Lee Strasberg
10. Billy Wilder
Honorable mention for hottest piece of jewish ass:
Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Old skool ass
Liz taylor
woulda mentioned the stooges but they were there.
- JerseyThunder - 10-12-2002
Quote:Honorable mention for hottest piece of jewish ass:
I think she said she's only half jewish, which acording to the thread starter don;'t count.
Hottest jewish girl I know is Cindy Margolis.
- GonzoStyle - 10-12-2002
fuck that she got the jew in her, she counts.
part jew, all jew. That is what hitler said.