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- GonzoStyle - 10-23-2002
Doesn't always get hard when I want to whack off, so I like to use toothpicks to prop it up. I stick the toothpicks in at the base of my dick and keep going around the entire circumference like Stonehenge. Once I get it nice and stiff, I get a Swiss cheese wheel, and go to town using the different sized holes. Man does that feel good!!!! Sometimes the toothpicks work so well that I need to carve my own large hole in the cheese to fit my dick through. The cheese is really good at soaking up the blood from the toothpicks and sometimes plugs up some of the holes, but that's okay cuz I just save the cheese to pass off as cheddar made with a special sauce for chili cheese fries or baked potatoes whenever I have friends over for dinner. Sex and satisfaction all rolled into a cheese wheel and my own special secret sauce!!!
Anyone got nachos?
- OAS - 10-23-2002
Quote:Sometimes the toothpicks work so well that I need to carve my own large hole in the cheese to fit my dick through. The cheese is really good at soaking up the blood from the toothpicks and sometimes plugs up some of the holesI think you just made a number of Wisconsin dairy farmers tingle with pride.
- Hybrid - 10-23-2002
now i'm starvin'
- GonzoStyle - 10-23-2002
Dip for all!!!!
- OAS - 10-23-2002
I had cheese curds for lunch.
- Maynard - 10-23-2002
You know.....with all the sharing we've done in the confessions threads, these little stories of your's don't pack the same OOMPF that they used to.
- Hey Ladi - 10-23-2002
Quote:I had cheese curds for lunch.I couldn't believe the big deal your people made over these things. Guess they never had mozzarella sticks either.
- OAS - 10-23-2002
Curds are much better than Mozz sticks. The true flavor of cheese.
- GonzoStyle - 10-23-2002
Maynards gone emo on us.
- Hybrid - 10-23-2002
eww
- GonzoStyle - 10-23-2002
Hey for all my confessions, I am still me. That is a sick motherfucker, shit it ain't no act and never has been.
Well I don't really wanna fuck zootybang, I would consider with some guys though.
- DGW - 10-23-2002
with a topic title like this how could anyone resist??
- Metalfan - 10-23-2002
Damn, i read it too quickly...i thought the subject was peanuts....Damn, imagine my disappointment :disappointed:
- Buttmunch - 10-23-2002
Imagine Slash's horror as he trolls his vast musical memory for the right lyrics to post here.
- nerdo5 - 10-23-2002
cheese curds make my teeth squeaky. good on poutine, though.
- crx girl - 10-24-2002
you never had me over for dinner :disappointed: