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- IrishAlkey - 11-07-2002
I've had a bad back for about seven years now.
One year, when I was in highschool, there was a huge snowstorm. The entire basktball court was covered over in at least a foot of ice. There was a big snow mound underneath one of the rims. We all decided to jump off the mounds to the rims so we could get up real high and dunk. After I dunked a ball, I was hanging on the rim and my fingers slipped. I landed right onto the small of my back on the ice, hard. I couldn't feel my legs for a minute and almost blacked out. Eventually, I was alright. Needless to say ever since then I've had a really bad lower back.
Anyway, I went bowling the other day and I guess I aggrivated it pretty bad because I'm seriously hurting. It hurts to sit. It hurts to stand. It hurts to lay down.
I can't take it.
Help. :-(
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- Hybrid - 11-07-2002
can i have silera until you get better?
- Maynard - 11-07-2002
Hybrid, that was just uncalled for! Show some sympathy.
Does Silera need some comforting in your time of great pain buddy? Anything I can do, just holler. :thumbs-up:
- IrishAlkey - 11-07-2002
Of course.
- Danked - 11-07-2002
Fuck. You shitty vultures.
I should've been here sooner. :-(
- Maynard - 11-07-2002
I think alkey needs some :fuggin: to make him feel better.
Whaddya say pal?
- Hybrid - 11-07-2002
woohoo :keke:
- IrishAlkey - 11-07-2002
I JUST FUCKING SLIPPED ON THE RUG IN MY KITCHEN!1111!!!11!!!!!1
FUCKING SHOOT ME!1!!111!!!!
- Maynard - 11-07-2002
Isn't your beer wench there to go to the kitchen for you?
- Hybrid - 11-07-2002
is silera ok?!?!!!?
- Lord Magus - 11-07-2002
Here:
Chiropractor
Percoset
Look these terms up for inspriation about your options.
- IrishAlkey - 11-07-2002
<3 Percs
- Goatweed - 11-07-2002
Bad backs suck, I threw mine out last Memorial Day. Everyone else is at a BBQ, and I'm in the ER hoping I get prescribed some serious painkillers.
I also have shitty knees, which I'm told is common in tall-folk. When I was just starting high-school, I was playing stickball one weekend and for whatever reason I took a swing, my right knee twisted in the most unnatural way, and I was on crutches for a month. The doctor said I has "weak-knee syndrome" (there was a fancier name, I just don't remember it). My two options were get surgery or live with it. Surgery meant serious downtime and a 40% chance of a limp. Living with it meant I couldn't play competitive sports (like football, which was a dream I had - the only reason I went to the high-school I went to was because of their football program). So , I lived with it. I figured that jumping into a football career with one bad knee would only mean my career would've been cut short, and I didn't see the point of asking for more trouble.
It depresses me that I really can't play any serious sports, but I can fuck around - I just gotta be careful. Oh, and 2 years after the right knee went out, my left knee did the same (I tripped on a raised sidewalk) but it didn't pop out as bad as the first one. So, a bad back, two shitty knees - it's a wonder I can have sex.
- Maynard - 11-07-2002
Do you think anyone cares goatweed? This thread is about alkey's back. Stop trying to make it about you, you attention whore.
- OAS - 11-07-2002
Alkey, if it makes you feel any better, I'm in excellent health. Hang in there, there is still hope.
- Maynard - 11-07-2002
Oh great, so when Alkey is 80, he'll be in good health?
- OAS - 11-07-2002
Quote:Oh great, so when Alkey is 80, he'll be in good health?And I will be 95 and still in better health than him.
- IrishAlkey - 11-07-2002
I think I have the Bubonic plague.
- Maynard - 11-07-2002
Liar, you'll be 95 next week.
- fbd - 11-07-2002
black growths under your arms and between your legs?