+- CDIH (https://www.cdih.net/cdih)
+-- Forum: General Discussion and Entertainment (https://www.cdih.net/cdih/forumdisplay.php?fid=4)
+--- Forum: The Pit (https://www.cdih.net/cdih/forumdisplay.php?fid=9)
+--- Thread: Things you wish you knew - Warning labels (/showthread.php?tid=4402)
Pages:
1
2
- Hey Ladi - 12-11-2002
Ok, so I'm IMing at work again & thinking how nice it would be if people came with warning lables.
Warning: bad in bed
Warning: will spend all your $$$
Warning: bites during head
Warning: hung like a chipmunk
Warning: will drone on endlessly about sports/shopping till you are so numb you want to drive a pencil into your own ear so that you need to be rushed to the hospital
What do you wish you knew before you went into the deal?
- kindred - 12-11-2002
Warning: I'm a dick. I know I'm a dick. I'm not going to change. Don't waste your time.
- Skitchr4u - 12-11-2002
warning: i am a needy bitch, and will take away all your time and won't let you see your friends
- Ree - 12-11-2002
Warning: I have genital herpes and won't tell you about it.
:lol:
- Lord Magus - 12-11-2002
Warning: Do yourself a favor.. don't even get into it, that way you won't have to get over it, 'cause you sure as Hell ain't getting it.
- Mad - 12-11-2002
Warning: Smells like low tide. Your dick will shrink from the nasty stink.
Warning: Psycho bitch from Hell. Prepare to change your phone number and address to escape the evil.
- JimmyBlueEyes - 12-11-2002
Warning: I smoke like a chimney, and I work a lot of overtime so I can't spend a lot of time with you.
Warning: I tell really bad jokes and am preoccupied with lots of sex.
- Sloatsburgh - 12-11-2002
Don't let the bitch push you out.
- DGW - 12-11-2002
warning: i have a kid (that's just for the woman who don't tell)
warning: i have 3 catz and my house smellz a bit of pee
- Danked - 12-11-2002
I wonder who the sad sack she was IMing is.
- Hey Ladi - 12-11-2002
no no I wasn't rejecting the IMer, it was a discussion of other people :thumbs-up:
- LZMF1 - 12-11-2002
<span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>WARNING!</span>: i am a psycho bitch, i will cheat on you if i get more than 2 beers in me, my entire family is mental, get ready for a few months of great sex but be prepared for all the baggage that comes with me!!!
- Lord Magus - 12-11-2002
So.. LZ... mind if I buy your woman a few rounds???
- LZMF1 - 12-11-2002
magoo, she's all yours. i dated the psycho slut from Hell when i was a senior in high school back in 1989.
she's the one that came to mind when i first read this thread.
- Hey Ladi - 12-11-2002
Quote:my entire family is mentalLZ why are you warning against yourself... that's not a very flattering picture ;-)
- PollyannaFlower46 - 12-11-2002
Warning: I'm gay
Its funny now, but so not funny when it happened.
- LZMF1 - 12-11-2002
see kindred's warning.....it kind of applies to me.
- Ree - 12-11-2002
Warning: Tits are smaller than they appear
- Jack - 12-11-2002
Warning: I only want to use you to get to know your friend.
- Keyser Soze - 12-11-2002
Warning: I'm flawless except for lack of a Brazlian wax.