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- Arthur Dent - 12-23-2002
![[Image: santa.jpg]](http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Dentsigs/files/santa.jpg)
![[Image: Santa%20Thank%20you.gif]](http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Dentsigs/files/Santa%20Thank%20you.gif)
And if you don't have a yahoo cookies on, well, sucks to be you.
Merry Fuckin' Christmas. :toast:
- Hey Ladi - 12-23-2002
:toast: Holiday cheer to all of you!
- Hybrid - 12-23-2002
uicide:
- Goatweed - 12-23-2002
The Billboard is pretty funny.
- Luna - 12-23-2002
Happy Festivus! :toast:
- Arpikarhu - 12-23-2002
Quote:The Billboard is pretty funny.:disappointed:
- Luna - 12-23-2002
Is arpi having a coughproblemcough? :-o
- Arpikarhu - 12-23-2002
Quote:Is arpi having a coughproblemcough?yes, come here and give me hand. CURE ME WOMAN!!!
Edited By Arpikarhu on 1040681145
- Luna - 12-23-2002
Quote:?????erectile dysfunction???
- Arpikarhu - 12-23-2002
yes, heal me!!! oh christ, i sound like OAS. Forgive me all. i feel great shame. :-(
- GonzoStyle - 12-23-2002
Dent always leaves me craving more, what a genius.
- Arpikarhu - 12-23-2002
you sound like you dont even believe you anymore.
- GonzoStyle - 12-23-2002
I didn't even read his post :-(
- Arpikarhu - 12-23-2002
I KNEW IT!!!!! :banana:
my faith in you is restored.
- GonzoStyle - 12-23-2002
Ok I just read his post, all is well.
- Keyser Soze - 12-23-2002
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HE SAID FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
- GonzoStyle - 12-23-2002
I noticed that yet I hoped no one else did, dammit!!!!
- LyricalGomez - 12-24-2002
:disappointed:
- Kingpin - 12-24-2002
I agree, I have absolutely no Christmas spirit this year.
- Ronin - 12-24-2002
Merry Fucking Christmas
Performed By Mr. Garrison
Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...
"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!
They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.
On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...
Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.
On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!
(Clapping)
Thank you Mr. hat