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- Jack - 02-26-2003
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A fucking BRICK?)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Was always told that masturbation led to blindness, not headless)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Who woulda thought?)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this research??)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
Starfish don't have brains.
Last but not least:
Turtles can breathe through their Ass.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
- Arpikarhu - 02-26-2003
i learned that gomez is a very big starfish. :rofl:
- Keyser Soze - 02-26-2003
Snapple is going to need bigger caps.
- Metalfan - 02-26-2003
Quote:Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Imagine the calories burned by our members on a daily basis :crackhead:
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 02-26-2003
I got this forward like 3 months ago... :moonie:
- DGW - 02-26-2003
February 26 is Dents birthday
- Buttmunch - 02-26-2003
10 years ago today, terrorist first struck the world trade center.
- Goatweed - 02-26-2003
The Atlantic Ocean is saltier than the Pacific Ocean.
- HedCold - 02-26-2003
thats not very humorous
- Goatweed - 02-26-2003
but it's a fact.
- Keyser Soze - 02-26-2003
theres photographic proof froy has a very small penis
- diceisgod - 02-26-2003
I find this all to be quite humorassly uselass.
- JimmyBlueEyes - 02-27-2003
Wasn't there something else in here about a pig having an orgasm that lasts for a half hour or something like that??
- Baker - 02-27-2003
Every time a male Humpback whale blows its load only 40 out of 400 gallons make it to the female.
{no wonder the oceans are salty}
- fbd - 02-27-2003
Quote:(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)too bad the two are the same country...
- Jack - 02-27-2003
Technicalities..
- Arpikarhu - 02-27-2003
actually guam is just a protecterate.
- fbd - 02-27-2003
it is a part of this country though...and has been for either close to or over 100 years
- Galt - 02-27-2003
boys have a penis and girls have a vagina
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 02-27-2003
Quote:boys have a penis and girls have a vaginaHermaphrodites have both...