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- Teenweek - 05-06-2003
Be nice to your mom. Give her a hug, tell her you love her, give her some flowers or a Vermont Teddy bear.
- FNMoron - 05-06-2003
...thank you Mr. Hallmark
- Danked - 05-06-2003
Your wife made you post this, didn't she?
- Teenweek - 05-06-2003
No, but she is a mother so I had to buy her something.
- Danked - 05-06-2003
How's the little one? Asking to borrow the car yet?
- Teenweek - 05-06-2003
Nope. She sleeps, eats, poops, pees, burps, spits up. But she is the greatest thing in the world to me and every time I look at her I melt.
- The Sleeper - 05-06-2003
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- Hey Ladi - 05-06-2003
Quote:every time I look at her I melt.ooo, you're in trouble
"pleeeeeeze Daddy, buy my a pony"
- Teenweek - 05-06-2003
Quote:ooo, you're in trouble
She is not even a month old yet. They are so cute and innocent now. I am sure I will toughen up as she gets older. Hopefully.
- Goatweed - 05-06-2003
My wife bought me a Vermont Teddy Bear for Valentine's day a few years ago, and had it sent here to the job - it was one of the most embarrassing days I've ever had. Carrying the box home on the ferry was also a pleasure.
- Danked - 05-06-2003
My ex gave me a Gund teddy bear after a car accident. I kept it in my new car for good luck! :5:
- Metalfan - 05-06-2003
Quote:"pleeeeeeze Daddy, buy my a pony"
Sadly, I have heard that already from my 5-year old :disappointed:
- LyricalGomez - 05-06-2003
I assured my mother I would not put her in a home yet
That is my present to her
- Metalfan - 05-06-2003
So you're still relegating her to that refrigerator box on the corner.....what a son :4:
- LyricalGomez - 05-06-2003
Yes I'm relegating her to the box on the corner
- diceisgod - 05-07-2003
Look up mom in the thesarus. The word cunt will be there. They're all the same so don't kid yourself.
- PlasticMan - 05-07-2003
For Mother's Day, I'm going to teach the young'n to do this: :5:
No really. I've already got her to make the pinchy motion when I say, "Sophie, I'm squishing your head!"
She's going to be really screwed up some day...
- Kid Afrika - 05-07-2003
If you would give a Vermont teddy bear, you suck at teh gift-giving.
- Kingpin - 05-07-2003
Better than getting nothing like my Mom is getting. :26:
- The Jays - 05-07-2003
... last year I graduated college on Mother's Day... that was my gift to my mom...