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- Danked - 08-14-2003
...and now it looks like I wet myself. :9:
- Jack - 08-14-2003
Loser
- Goatweed - 08-14-2003
wet a paper towel and try to pat it clean, or else it will stain.
- Danked - 08-14-2003
I should really keep an extra pair of pants in the car.
- Goatweed - 08-14-2003
I used to do that, but then they would smell like the trunk - and who wants to wear pants that smell awful?
- Doc - 08-14-2003
Who wants to wear pants that look like they are incontinent?
- diceisgod - 08-14-2003
Good call. I need some coffee.
- Danked - 08-14-2003
I fixed it. I took a permanent marker, drew arrows to the various stains, and wrote COFFEE, so that people would know the difference.
I also bought more creamer.
Everything is right in the world again.
- Doc - 08-14-2003
So now people think you're either a complete clutz, or you lack bladder control and are a liar. I suggest quitting your job.
- Danked - 08-14-2003
I left a question mark next to a stain of suspicious origin.
- diceisgod - 08-14-2003
One time I forgot to do the follow up jiggle and not only did it look like I pissed myself...I did.
- Doc - 08-14-2003
I'm beginning to realize your problems go slightly deeper than stained pants
- Hybrid - 08-14-2003
i did that at a party a few weeks ago
looked like i wet myself.
- Galt - 08-14-2003
if it's brown people won't think you wet yourself.
They'll think you had an assplosion.
- Goatweed - 08-14-2003
that happens when I wash up in the restroom at work - there's always water on the sink, and when I bend to wash up I get my pants wet, giving the illusion I pissed myself. It's annoying.
- Danked - 08-14-2003
We are a bunch of incontinent internet geeks.
Let's all just admit it.
- Goatweed - 08-14-2003
I admit to nothing.
- Doc - 08-14-2003
Danked Wrote:We are a bunch of incontinent internet geeks.Who is the we you speak of?
Let's all just admit it.
- The Sleeper - 08-14-2003
i am not incontinent!
- Jack - 08-14-2003
He meant to say incompetent..
I see right through his cover-up. :-(